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Shut up you dumbass!
I'm going to sue you for stealing Ebisu and my names!
Heh, you're right.
Eating isn't such a bad thing.
Hey, you got any chips I can borrow?
Hah, food.
I think it is best for me to tie my master's shoes in a bow.
I am a giver.
I haven't been there for a while.
Yes. Kazuha is right.
I don't know.
I wanna be a blessed vessel too.
Why are they doing this? Why did they disliked the video 36 times in one night?
Hiyori, wanna.... wanna....
Y-Yato?
Hundred Archfiends is the best.
Tonight is the big concert. Wanna go together?
Yeah. At eight.
Any man will fall for my beauty.
Do you want my methods?
You can't just do that to him! He hasn't done anything wrong!
Yes. That is correct.
You shall do which is better.
Do not take the easy path to success.
Hello sir. I am Iwami.
We are interested in buying Yukine.
I can give you 5 million a month.
Stop trying to speak Jamaican!
What is wrong with you?!
Hiyori. I don't want you staying over by no boy's house unless you leave a note.
Wa d bloodclat dis?
Bumbo clat.
Chicken merry hawk dey near.
I want boobies too.
Lady Bitchamon is hot.
My dick is really sharp. It can rip lmost anything.
Oh. It looks like my shoelaces are untied. Can you tie them for me?
What is a strip club?
Hoe? Oh, you mean the garden tool?
My cum's very bitter. You should take it more slowly
I'm currently teaching Yukine how to curve a hoe.
Veena...
I don't want a boner. I don't want a boner. I don't want a boner.
I need a woman in my life.
I need a bitch.
Sound red neck. Like the Abridged version.
Your pussy's looking quite pale today. Would you like me to rub it for you?
Well, it looks like I've seen everyone naked.
Pardon me lady Bitchamon, I brought your cum.
I'm scared.
What should we do Mineha?
Alright.
Don't knowhow to control your boner?
Yukine is slowly growing.
Yato, I told you to cut ties with Hiyori and this is what you let happen to her.
Everyday, millions of people around the world are suffering from saltinitis.
I would appreciate if you would please shut the fuck up.
Okay then.
Don't talk to my bitch like that!
Oh so Yukine finally leraning how to curve hoes huh?
Don't do that my lady!
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
She just left my balls there.
Tomoko said she wanted me to fuck her under the cherry blossom tree.
You got a small dick huh?
Why do they keep calling me Suzuha?
Oh damn. I forgot what I was doing.
Why does Kazuma want Bitchamon so much?
I want to become a blessed vessel.
Yeah, you're right.
Kazuma tells Karuha and I how to aim.
Hiyori! Guess what?
Are you a virgin?
I'm so wet after seeing him.
Improvise. This will be added for background characters.
Say anything
Well if Yato doesn't want to use me, I'll try to be Yukine's personal littleslut
Father, what shall we do next?
Can you use me?
I just need a smoke.
I don't need your advice on anything.
I do not want to be in your stupid porn magazines.
Mr. Yato. I have a question. What is bitch?
Oh wow. We fought each other?
Mr.Yato, do you like Ms. Hiyori?
After my bath I would like a dick appointment. Are you ready?
Kazuma where is my drink!
Kazuma....
He was trying to sexually harass me.
Wow.
Maybe Yato doesn't wants to teach him because he's an asshole.
It looks like Yaboku can't resist Hiyori.
I know right. Bitches love me.
Don't worry Mizuchi. You're still daddy's little girl.
Kazuma is teaching me how to curve a hoe.
Can't you just shut the fuck up and let me speak?! You completely left Suzuha's balls there hanging and he tried to be happy! His hoe left him and he wouldn't satisfy himself enough! That's what he said yesterday!
Wow. Ebisu is gonna be paying hoes money for me at the strip club tonight?
Nothing's working. Ditch the boy!
I might be old but I know my stuff.
Heh(breathes) Dr Kuga why didn't you use a condom?
Why did you leave me?
My pussy wasn't good enough to make you stay?
That's a yes.
Well I want to see him.
Yeah, it's a stupid and which she is obsessed with.
I do show you how to age and live a long life.
I am ageless.
What?
What are those two talking about?
Hundred Archfiends? What's that?
Yeah
Why did they wake us up? I was scratching my pussy.
My lady has been so kind to us. Why would anyone give her saltinitis?
Oh. Okay.
Thou art mother fucker.
You talk too much.
And?? Your point is?
I love little children.
What about the children?
Oh he makes me happy.
Have a young fine day.
Hello dear. Can I help you?
Yes I am a house cleaner.
Make sure you give some to Yukine.
I'll suck your dick now since he's so distracted.
Yato...
Oh Yato... Don't act so shy, I know you want to fuck me.
Please fetch us some green tea.
Haha. That was so cool! Looks like you get to stay here and play with me Yato!
You really smell like shit.
Taking my bitch isn't gonna get you what you want! Let Hiyori go!
Hiyori...
Stop it! If you keep doing it wrong like that and you're not gonna get the master to use you!
My Daikoku has a big dick.He actually let me play with it once.
Aww, did Yatty finally got laid?
Hiyorin, you fucked with Yatty didn't you?
That is quite antique.
That's fascinating.
May I help you?