If you've ever wanted to be a part of a musical, but don't have the means to take part in-person, this is the project for you!
My goal with this project is to create an entire audio production of "Legally Blonde: The Musical," featuring all of the dialogue and musical numbers from the show. The entire production will be put together privately on Drive, and our covers of the songs will be posted on YouTube, along with some pieces of dialogue.
*This project is not for profit or financial gain in any way. No money will be made, by myself or anyone involved, at any point.*
Deadline is currently September 20th but may be extended depending on amount of auditions.
In your audition submission, please tell me your vocal range if you know it, your most comfortable vocal part (Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass), and any experience you have with singing or musical theater.
Requirements & Info
Please sing the provided sections from "Chip On My Shoulder" and "Legally Blonde" a cappella, no backing track, and record the provided lines.
There's a chip on my shoulder
And it's big as a boulder
With the chance I've been given
I'm gonna be driven as hell
I'm so close, I can taste it
So I'm not gonna waste it
Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder
You might wanna get one as well
What about love?
I never mentioned love
The timing's bad, I know
But perhaps if I'd made it more clear
That you belong right here
You wouldn't have to go
Cause you know that I'm so much in love
Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest. Class of aught seven. Represent. Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. I know firsthand how hard you've all worked to be here today, so let's go around and share a bit about yourselves.
Please submit a recording of the Ireland (Reprise), a cappella, no backing track, and record the provided lines.
The Irish fear nothing and no one
They keep fighting til everyone's dead
I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'
I just felt like it had to be said
There's a guy at that party who loves you
Something most of us only dream of
You go out there and you get some Ireland
The country of whiskey and love
Oh, you are so borrowin' my secret weapon costume I got in storage, Elle. I'll just dust off the mothballs, and wait'll you see it...now go and do this, honey. 'Cause if a girl like you can't win back your man, there's no hope for the rest of us.
Please sing the provided section of "Legally Blonde Remix" a cappella, no backing track, and record the provided lines.
Get back in the game
Back on the case
Take a good look at my face
I'm not a fool
And as a rule
I do not bond
But I see a star
You're my new muse
You've got the best freakin' shoes
And you lit a fuse
So go show 'em who's
Legally blonde
You're not going to make it through the semester, let alone get Callahan's internship. Even if you keep going...and going...and going. Face it, bunny: One of these things is not like the other. Someday, we'll nominate Supreme Court justices, and you'll...tan. Run home, Elle, and change out of your skank costume.
Please sing the provided section of "Serious" a cappella, no backing track, and record the provided lines.
I'll break it down now, baby
So baby give me your hand
I've got some dreams to make true
I know that you'll understand
It's time to get serious, time to get serious with you
I did talk to my parents about it, Pooh-Bear, but...they expect a lot from me. I'm going to Harvard Law School and my brother's at Yale Law - so's his new wife, and she's a Vanderbilt for Chrissake.
Please sing the provided section from "Harvard Variations," a cappella, no backing track.
I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself
From mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And let a protest march against insensitive cartoons
Please sing the following section from "Whipped Into Shape," a cappella, no backing track, and record the provided lines.
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump, say "how high?"
You know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
If you don't look like you should
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
I'm sorry ladies, no escape
Till you're whipped into shape
It's beyond highlights, Elle. It's a disgrace. My secret is nuclear and if it gets out, I could lose my fitness empire, which means everything to me. If I tell you, will you Delta Nu Sister Swear not to tell anyone?
Please sing the following section of "Blood in the Water," a cappella, no backing track, and record the provided lines.
Your blood's in the water
So would you please withdraw?
And if you return be ready to learn
Or is that unfair? Oh wait, I don't care!
That's just how I rule
In life as in school
With fear and shock and awe
Emmett, let me be very clear. This is your chance, and I gave you simple instructions - lead this legal team and get me an alibi. You're zero for two. Everyone, field trip's over. Let's go. Back to work...except you two. I'd rather not see ratty corduroy or legally blonde again today.
Please sing the provided section from "Omigod You Guys," a cappella, no backing track.
Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I've got tears comin' out of my nose
Mad props, he's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose
Please sing one or more of the provided sections from "Omigod You Guys" and "Harvard Variations," a cappella, no backing track. Smaller bit parts in various scenes and songs will be given to ensemble members as the project moves along.
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancee
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
