Kiss Him Not Me Abridged
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Yes, it's finally here. While I'm taking a break from No.6 Abridged why not suffer with a show that ain't even done yet!?
I need some dude voices and some girl voices. Soak in the gay goodness.
Yeah, there will be swearing and all the usual junk so if you can't even then don't fam.
Also this show is Fujoshi bait so seriously, be prepared to be beyond gay.
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Lol remember when I said I wanted hot guy voices? If this shit ain't the hottest I ever heard then I'm out. He's Serinuma's childhood friend who used to be fat. He went away to the war and came back a sexy voice actor in one of her favorite anime! There's a point where he whispers "I love you Serinuma" in her favorite character's voice and she's like "NO WAY SAY YOU LOVE THE MASTER (his seme)" It's top tier. You will need... patience and no dignity for this role.
Serinuma! It's been a long time. I'm back from the war, I've come to claim you as my own.
*stalker Tsukiyama type, maybe a little bit of Pink Guy* YES SERINUMA! YESSSSSS! EAT! EAT UNTIL YOU BECOME A PIGLET ONCE AGAIN! I WANT YOU! I NEED YOU! YOU DISGUSTING MEME! DEVOUR ALL THAT IS HERE FOR YOU AND BECOME THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY YOU WERE MEANT TO BE!
I'm in love with you Serinuma!
He's the guy's guy, girl's guy, guy about town. Pretty much the first to "genuinely" fall for Serinuma however the girl of his dreams ships him with his best friend Nanashima. I'm mostly looking for quality of voice right now so don't worry too much. Romantic voice fam.
Hey Platonic Bro!
Shouldn't we call an ambulance?
I'm in love with you Serinuma!
She's a cute girl but also a total bitch. Above all beauty is her favorite thing. She's secretly a die hard fag hag and worships the gay relationships, hence why she hangs out with Serinuma who at the start of the show "leaves something to be desired." She's a friend character. Treat her kindly or she'll destroy you.
So you're awake. You know it took 3 hot pockets and jar of mayonnaise to wake your greasy ass up?
*very excited and hot* You're a twisted bitch. It's 7x5~ *fangasm*
Nanashima tops. He's so heteronormative he must be dying to bust from those pants like Ore Sama No Bigi Ni!!! *foaming at the mouth*
The primal douche. He's so jock but also a bottom. I guess he fits the category of Tsundere. He falls for Serinuma but over the course of the show he get's literally NO SCREEN TIME with her. I only know this cuz I'm a fucking weeb and I read the manga. Again, mostly looking for quality of voice so don't worry too much. Serinuma ships him with his best friend Igarashi. If Igarashi's voice is romantic, compliment it with something more boyish/manish.
Bromano Nucleosis!
Oh shit! The fat bicth is down! I'd help her up but my arms are sore from masterbating to the new episode of Yuri on Ice!
I'm in love with you Serinuma!
RIP the girl routes in Otome games. She's so good and so pure but romantically this bitch ain't getting no where AND IT SUCKS! She get's introduced to the show in basically black butler cosplay so give her something that might fit in a black butler abridged. You don't need an accent but elegance and shit fam. I WANT SEX APPEAL DAMN IT! She loves Serinuma but also gay guys so they REALLY bond over that shit. I'd like a real life fujoshi or fudanshi for her because roles like this are... DEMANDING.
What an adorable little creature~
*insert fangasm*
I'm in love with you Serinuma!
He's Serinuma's older brother. He's beyond hot as fuck but you can't follow his route, not that kind of game. I want a totally hot bro voice. I have my kinks, you have yours. I want fucking audio porn from that kinda voice he got. This can work for all kinds of voices so SOAK IN ALL THAT HOT GUY GOODNESS AND FEED MY HEART!!!!
My sister is a hungry hungry hippo! She may be hot now but behind closed doors she's a fucking meme!
I just wanna be in a sports anime- KAE (Serinuma's first name) STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU WANNA SEE ME NAKED WITH SOME OTHER GUY!?
I hate you so much Serinuma...
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