Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a series most of us know and love... to a degree. It brought some of the best memes, and definitely some of the best Engrish in anime. Our goal is to establish a JJBA abridged Universe starting with Phantom Blood. This is a fan project, simply for the sake of showing our love for a series and to make something with that same series.
This is a casting call for the pilot episode of our JJBA Abridged. Though our goal is to produce of course an entire parody of the first 5 part once all is said and done.
Deadlines
The deadline for auditions is September 30th. The goal is to have the first episode entirely done by Halloween.
Requirements
Blue snowball quality mic or higher is preferred, however if it still sounds good I won't care what type is used.
Have fun with it, it's a JJBA parody. The more bizarre the better.
Johnathan's kind of a simp. He's a little nerdy but wants to be strong and dependable (like Koichi). However he progressively becomes less of a simp as he hangs around Speedwagon and Zeppeli.
Danny! This is my best friend in the whole world. He's the only thing that keeps- (trailing off, gaining a haunted tone) me from... killing myself.
I'll do anything for you, m'lady
You can call me Jojo, it's what my friends call me... If I had any.
Dio is the alpha, always has been, always will be. Just that this Dio also has a fascination with Japan, even as a young boy in the 1800s.
Oh? You're approaching me, John-chan?
You're not worthy to touch my bags, baka!
Muda Muda Muda!
George Joestar is a raging alcoholic, like Rick Sanchez... except not a genius. But he is rich, somehow.
(slurring his words) Oh shit where'm I? How'd my carriage end up over there?
(far away) hic-(bleep) off brat!
Dio is the son I always wanted.
Dario Brando is practically the same as in canon, except it's very important that he sounds exactly like Wario.
Wahaha it's a me Dario!
Erina's a quiet girl, or at least outwardly so. She secretly wants Dio, and has the 1800s equivalent of an onlyfans. She only likes Johnathan for his money.
Johnathan Joestar... What a simp
O...k. Well at least you're alright.
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