How to Breathe: The Musical
Project Overview
This is a musical based off of a paper titled How to Breathe. It follows the story of Kyle, a bean who is suddenly given the ability to Breathe. Unfortunately, he doesn't know how. With the help of Andy Air, Mr. Melvin McMouthy Mouth, Erica Exhale, and more, and narrated by Nosey Nose, this musical should not be taken seriously whatsoever. It is entirely audio, and will be uploaded on my YouTube channel.
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The cynical narrator of the musical. Tenor.
This is the hideout of the Kleen Team. They hang here and give air to people who don't know how to breathe.
(To the tune of Larry's High Silk Hat): One dayWhile he was waiting for the trolleyHe had a CPap
Here we find Kyle Bean, who is lost in the woods filled with bean eating animals and doesn't know how to breathe!
Antelope, but made of canteloupe.
Do do doooo I'm a canteloupelope
The son of the director
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly
An evil breathing machine Salesman determined to rid the wolrd of air so that everyone will need a breathing machine. Baritenor.
(To the tune of How Bad Can I Be) how ba-a-arry can I be, I'm just selling what everyone needs,How ba-a-arry can I be, I'm just doing whats right can't you see.
Anybody want to buy a breathing machine?
(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) Because it's easy breathEasy DeathLittle airLittle less
A young bean who know show to Breathe, but doesn't. Must have good child voice. Countertenor or Tenor
(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) Beans... forgot the BreatheThen one did so once againWho knows they're probably dead
Help! I'm lost in a forest full of bean-eating animals and I don't know how to breathe!
(To the tune of Never Gonna Give You Up) I just want to tell you that I'm breathingGotta make you breathe with me
A professor who travels around teaching people to breathe. Baritone
Not too bad (X12)
I AM DESCRIBING BARRY, IN THE SECOND PERSON PRONOUN OF YOU, AS A FLEXIBLE CONTAINER OF SOIL WHO IS STINGY AND WANTS EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF. Not too bad
you must find a place with dry air from Earth's atmosphere, which contains 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and traces of hydrogen, helium, and other "noble" gases (by volume), but generally a variable amount of water vapour is also present, on average about 1% at sea level. Not too bad.
A person made of air. Loves helping people breathe. Tenor.
(Singing) You see... you gottaFind where the air isAnd soon you'll be BREATHING!
Yes. This is it. Welcome… to the place with dry air from Earth's atmosphere, which contains 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and traces of hydrogen, helium, and other "noble" gases (by volume), but generally a variable amount of water vapour is also present, on average about 1% at sea level. I'm Andy Air. Nice to meet ya!
And knowing’s half the battle. But where is dry air from Earth's atmosphere, which contains 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and traces of hydrogen, helium, and other "noble" gases (by volume), but generally a variable amount of water vapour is also present, on average about 1% at sea level? You might be wondering.
A bear. That's it.
Rawr. My lack of motivation is disturbing. Rawr
Rawr. I wasn't going to eat you. Rawr.
Awww
Kaptain Kleen. Very Kleen. Tenor/Mezzo-Soprano
I can sing a song too! SKRUB SKRUB SKRU-
(Singing) Breathe it in!
If it's true you had a run in with Death, it's due for a kleening
One of two lungs. Hates beans. Baritenor/Alto
(Heavy Metal Singing) BEANS CANT BREATHE!
A tough Lung who's best friends sigh his Lung brother, Lenny
(To the tune of heathens) All my friends are breathing very slowWait for them to teach you what they know
Ugh! I hate his place! It's really bad for Lungs!
A cool and talented girl who is one of the Air sisters. Very good at breathing. Mezzo-Soprano
(Singing) Ex-ex-ex-ExhaleYou know you wannaEx-ex-ex-ExhaleYou know you gotta
(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) BeansForgot to BreatheThen one did so once againWho knows they're probably dead
Soon you'll be able to breathe just like that!
The other Air sister. Infinitely worse than Erica. Must be able to sing... terribly.
(Off key singing) OOOOOOYOU JUST HAVE TO INHALE SOMETIMESIF YOU DONT YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF OUT OF TIME
YER WELCOME!
(Off key singing) HE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR HOPE HES NOT DEAD
Doesn't talk much. Actually Death Itself. Bass
(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) Look to that guySelling that C-Pap thingI'm just a reaperNobody loves me
A mouth. Any Voice.
*eating noises*
Two dinosaurs that sing to teach kids how to breathe. Baritenor
BRYEETHE!
*cough*
Wise old CPap. Baritenor.
(Singing) ITS A CPAP LIFEITS A CPAP LIFE
I know that we'll be friends forever and ever and ever and ever
A Bridge named Bridget. Thinks she's really cool. Must be able to rap. Alto
My names Bridget. And I'm an Abridged Bridge. All the other bridges are boring.(Hard Rock singing) BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE
(Rapping)I'm Bridget The Bridge can you see?Get on my back and you'll be happyMy Abridged Bridge is the very best Bridge
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