Homestuck Let's-Read! VHS Dubs Casting Part 2
Project Overview
We are casting for some minor characters! :D
Please be 18+
Please have a good microphone.
These are live-reads where the producer, Dolly, will be directing you as you record.
For any questions, please feel free to DM Dolly on discord.
WE ALSO ACCEPT AUDITIONS ON OUR VHS DUBS DISCORD SERVER!
https://discord.gg/9BfDsWuqnE
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Deep and rumbly but smooth. Cocky, full of himself. VERY confident.
(Inspiration: NeighratorPony on Youtube)
- generic american
- male adult
- aristocratic british
It would be disingenuous of me to present it as such, and I will not belittle your intelligence with such a tawdry narrative ploy. It would be rude, and I am too well dressed for that kind of behavior.
When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally.
Looking for a mature adult male voice. Gentle but deep, Think Timmy Turners' or Dexters' dad!
- male adult
THESE MEN ARE LEADING YOU ASTRAY. SITTING ON THE HAT AGAIN WILL ONLY CAUSE IT FURTHER DAMAGE.
@ALL. I CANNOT CONDONE THIS ACTIVITY, GENTLEMEN.
You will also be the various Jack Noirs.
Serious, often pessimistic.
Looking for a deeper mobster voice, but not Too Deep (not Hearts-Boxcars).
- new york italian
- male adult
What is under the rug is much worse than any trap you can imagine. It is a member of a species that you do not recognize, with a ghastly furred upper lip.
Thank god. Your precious SCOTTY DOGS are still here. You don't know what you'd do without them. You don't want to even think about it.
Spades Slick? Got a nice ring to it. But you know your own name. And that damn well ain't your name.
Think General Modula from Sym-Bionic Titan
I truly do Not know how to explain this voice. Generic Deep Voice that is often irritated.
NEEDED: New York Italian accent.
- new york italian
- male adult
Taking your smut out of hiding turned out to be a very bad idea.
SLICK WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
You tell Slick to get his scrawny ass to the vault. It's goddamn bedlam down here.
Think Elijah Woods but more Creature-y
NEEDED: New York Italian Accent
- new york italian
Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
Stitch says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down. He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right? You say oh.
Think Yoru from Valorant without the accent.
Younger sounding, confident, a little vain.
NEEDED: New York Italian Accent (even if its bad. Even better if it is.)
- male adult
- new york italian
Looks like the trail of blood ends here. Or originates. Whatever.
You don't have a BACKUP HAT all you got is this DECK OF CARDS oh wait yes you do.
The spineless rat likes to follow your PAST TRAIL around and mess with you.
Sultry Mature Feminine Voice
Think: Queen Azshara from World of Warcraft
- female adult
Seer, can you hear me?
Your deceased pet. You wished to speak with him, did you not? Is it not why you are here?
A mother will do whatever is best for her children.
Open to literally anything. I have no vision for this dude.
- male adult
you call it the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes. take a note of that important principle. because i am deputizing you even though you are a kid.
i have other duties to attend to. i must explode this ridiculously illegal edifice.
Cheery and feminine, not too shrill or high pitched.
Think: Faerin Lothar from World of Warcraft (not the accent, just the pitch and way of speaking!!)
- female adult
- general american
Hooray! This one contains a prize! Another success for the postal system.
I am told your name is John. Is that correct? It's nice to meet you, John.
- male adult
Purple stripe hat has an egg timer juju which makes him time travel whenever it rings. But he's too stupid to use time travel sensibly so he ends up making way too many copies of himself.
And then after that you started watching me type in this ridiculous study I photoshopped for myself with my cool horse painting propped up in the background.
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