Highschool of the Dead Abridged
Project Overview
This project presents a comedic retelling of the anime series Highschool of the Dead, condensed into a single movie.
The humor is deliberately raunchy and politically incorrect, featuring satirical references and allusions to figures across the political spectrum that some may find disrespectful.
The film will also include occasional use of offensive language, such as the r-word, as well as references to stereotypes and irresponsible behavior, all for comedic effect. Please be aware that the content is intended to be provocative and may not be suitable for all audiences.
Additional roles will be announced in the coming days.
We require:
- Must be 18 and over.
- For you to have Discord.
- Good microphone quality, with little to no background noise.Accountability
- Okay with NSFW topics, acting, and politically incorrect humor.
Rei in this version is an absolute bimbo. Has very little sense of shame or modesty.
- female young adult
- female teen
- all american accents
(rejecting a boy politely) I like you as a friend. I think we should see other people. I no speak English. I’m not gay, but I’ll learn.
(inspecting Miss Shizuka in the bath) Let me see those things! I bet there’s a bag in there!
(Frantic) Takashi! Help him! Don’t just stand there! My wire just snapped!!
During tense scenes she's serious and focused, otherwise she can be as playful and sassy as the next person. A bit of an exhibitionist.
- female teen
I sense trouble! Damn woman’s intuition.
Sorry Jean, but your life had no meaning. And now you will die like the used toy that you are.
Alright, we go in there, get the keys, and drive off like Thelma and Louise… except we’re not Lesbos.
Unlike in the anime, this Shido isn't much of a creep as much as he is opinionated and feels free to express his personal without consequence now that society has crumbled. He is very animated expresses himself with a lot of swagger and overly dramatic.
- male young adult
And that, children, is why the Germans went into the EU. They went in to cleanse themselves of genocide and apply for readmission to the human race
(terrified of being shot) Listen Hirano, don’t be a cuck. Killing me won’t get you laid.
It really breaks my heart when one of my students makes such statements. He should know not to label Asian women as terrible drivers... when, in fact, ALL women are! If you must disparage, disparage equally without singling out anyone!!
Hisashi is Komuro's former best friend and Rei's ex. He is unsatisfied with Komoru's recollection of the events of the show and objects to the changes he's making including killing him off. Rei is always forgetting his name, much to his annoyance.
- male teen
Dude, what’s up with you? You sound like you’re gonna die a virgin or something.
IT’S FUCKING PIZZA DAY!! I’M NOT MISSING OUT!!
For fuck’s sake, my name’s Hisashi, tits for brains!
Rika is a sniper and Shizuka's best friend. They have a history of being adult actresses and having starred in a Duke Nukem live-action movie.
- all american accents
- hispanic/latino
Mmm! Just in time! I can make it to my other job. I dance topless at the airport VIP bar from 4:15 to 4:20.
The father of Saya Takagi (pink-haired girl), A member of the Japanese Nationalist Party. Very traditional, slight hints that he used to be Golgo 13 in this version (since they sort of look alike)
- male adult
Saya, your daddy loves you very much. But, dear, God you're a spoiled brat!
When her mother's eyes and mine met for the first time, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything... to bone her.
Yuriko! Now that Saya's gone. Let's have that "fun" we've been craving the whole year... Bring out the lugar!
Saya's mother and former model policewoman and model for Big'Uns Magazine. Known for her spreads posing with guns.
Take this! Your father gave me this Lugar when we started dating, and I've posed with it in every Big'Uns photoshoot since. It was the sweetest thing I'd ever gotten until he got me a Stechkin automatic pistol. Oh, baby, the recoil on that thing!
Alice joins the team when her father is killed. She is very perceptive and sharp but is playful
- female child
Daddy, pease don't leave me with grandma! She smells like the dead people!
Minor Character.
Teacher. She gets bitten, so you will need to scream.
- female adult
You, at the gate! You’re not Pinkman! Are you another bath salt seller?
Answer me, young man! I didn’t pay for these big ass tiddies to be ignored
You can’t die on me, Mr. Tejima! You still owe me 80 dollars for the bleachers!
Minor Character
Stereotypical Jock PE Teacher
- male adult
It’s okay Miss Hayashi, I’ll handle him like I handle all our students.
(Threatens zombie) Hey kid! Just give me the good stuff right now and I won’t tell your parents!
AH FUUUCK!! MY ARM! MY FUCKING ARM!! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU BIT MY ARM!
- female adult
Panic continues to rise in the city. We have yet to learn the cause of the zombie pandemic but as usual, Israeli Prime Minister Netinyahu, blames Hamas. Criminally Misleading News will bring more as the story develops. Back to you, Tits McGee
Extra
- female adult
Tom, my tits and I are standing in front of a Dead Lives Matter rally where hundreds are pushing for zombie rights.
Once again we urge everyone to stay indoors and barricade the doors. Except tonight where I’ll be dancing topless at the airport bar from 8:15 to 8:20. Back to you, Tom.
- female adult
Thank you for that report. And now a break from the news to admire my rack.
Tonight at 10, the porno I made before I got my tits done, followed by another porno after I had them done.
THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED THE LIVING-IMPAIRED!
(Gun is pointed at his face) Oh,I’ve wasted my lif–!
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