Highschool of the Dead Abridged

Highschool of the Dead Abridged

Project Overview

This project presents a comedic retelling of the anime series Highschool of the Dead, condensed into a single movie.

The humor is deliberately raunchy and politically incorrect, featuring satirical references and allusions to figures across the political spectrum that some may find disrespectful.

The film will also include occasional use of offensive language, such as the r-word, as well as references to stereotypes and irresponsible behavior, all for comedic effect. Please be aware that the content is intended to be provocative and may not be suitable for all audiences.

Additional roles will be announced in the coming days.

We require:

- Must be 18 and over.

- For you to have Discord.

- Good microphone quality, with little to no background noise.Accountability

- Okay with NSFW topics, acting, and politically incorrect humor.

Rei Miyamoto
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Rei Miyamoto
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Lienuh

Rei in this version is an absolute bimbo. Has very little sense of shame or modesty.

Voice description:
  • female young adult
  • female teen
  • all american accents
  • (rejecting a boy politely) I like you as a friend. I think we should see other people. I no speak English. I’m not gay, but I’ll learn.

  • (inspecting Miss Shizuka in the bath) Let me see those things! I bet there’s a bag in there!

  • (Frantic) Takashi! Help him! Don’t just stand there! My wire just snapped!!

Saeko Busujima
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Saeko Busujima
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

During tense scenes she's serious and focused, otherwise she can be as playful and sassy as the next person. A bit of an exhibitionist.

Voice description:
  • female teen
  • I sense trouble! Damn woman’s intuition.

  • Sorry Jean, but your life had no meaning. And now you will die like the used toy that you are.

  • Alright, we go in there, get the keys, and drive off like Thelma and Louise… except we’re not Lesbos.

Mr. Shido
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Mr. Shido
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Sl3nd3rVA

Unlike in the anime, this Shido isn't much of a creep as much as he is opinionated and feels free to express his personal without consequence now that society has crumbled. He is very animated expresses himself with a lot of swagger and overly dramatic.

Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • And that, children, is why the Germans went into the EU. They went in to cleanse themselves of genocide and apply for readmission to the human race

  • (terrified of being shot) Listen Hirano, don’t be a cuck. Killing me won’t get you laid.

  • It really breaks my heart when one of my students makes such statements. He should know not to label Asian women as terrible drivers... when, in fact, ALL women are! If you must disparage, disparage equally without singling out anyone!!

Hisashi Igou
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Hisashi Igou
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Raymond A

Hisashi is Komuro's former best friend and Rei's ex. He is unsatisfied with Komoru's recollection of the events of the show and objects to the changes he's making including killing him off. Rei is always forgetting his name, much to his annoyance.

Voice description:
  • male teen
  • Dude, what’s up with you? You sound like you’re gonna die a virgin or something.

  • IT’S FUCKING PIZZA DAY!! I’M NOT MISSING OUT!!

  • For fuck’s sake, my name’s Hisashi, tits for brains!

Rika Minami
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Rika Minami
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Lienuh

Rika is a sniper and Shizuka's best friend. They have a history of being adult actresses and having starred in a Duke Nukem live-action movie.

Voice description:
  • all american accents
  • hispanic/latino
  • Mmm! Just in time! I can make it to my other job. I dance topless at the airport VIP bar from 4:15 to 4:20.

Souichiro Takagi
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Souichiro Takagi
open
Unpaid

The father of Saya Takagi (pink-haired girl), A member of the Japanese Nationalist Party. Very traditional, slight hints that he used to be Golgo 13 in this version (since they sort of look alike)

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • Saya, your daddy loves you very much. But, dear, God you're a spoiled brat!

  • When her mother's eyes and mine met for the first time, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything... to bone her.

  • Yuriko! Now that Saya's gone. Let's have that "fun" we've been craving the whole year... Bring out the lugar!

Yuriko Takagi
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Yuriko Takagi
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Lienuh

Saya's mother and former model policewoman and model for Big'Uns Magazine. Known for her spreads posing with guns.

  • Take this! Your father gave me this Lugar when we started dating, and I've posed with it in every Big'Uns photoshoot since. It was the sweetest thing I'd ever gotten until he got me a Stechkin automatic pistol. Oh, baby, the recoil on that thing!

Alice Maresato
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Alice Maresato
open
Unpaid

Alice joins the team when her father is killed. She is very perceptive and sharp but is playful

Voice description:
  • female child
  • Daddy, pease don't leave me with grandma! She smells like the dead people!

Miss Hayashi
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Miss Hayashi
open
Unpaid

Minor Character.

Teacher. She gets bitten, so you will need to scream.

Voice description:
  • female adult
  • You, at the gate! You’re not Pinkman! Are you another bath salt seller?

  • Answer me, young man! I didn’t pay for these big ass tiddies to be ignored

  • You can’t die on me, Mr. Tejima! You still owe me 80 dollars for the bleachers!

Mr. Tejima
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Mr. Tejima
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: ecchiCharmed

Minor Character

Stereotypical Jock PE Teacher

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • It’s okay Miss Hayashi, I’ll handle him like I handle all our students.

  • (Threatens zombie) Hey kid! Just give me the good stuff right now and I won’t tell your parents!

  • AH FUUUCK!! MY ARM! MY FUCKING ARM!! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU BIT MY ARM!

Female News Reporter 1
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Female News Reporter 1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Thermonica

Extra

Voice description:
  • female adult
  • Panic continues to rise in the city. We have yet to learn the cause of the zombie pandemic but as usual, Israeli Prime Minister Netinyahu, blames Hamas. Criminally Misleading News will bring more as the story develops. Back to you, Tits McGee

Female News Reporter 2
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Female News Reporter 2
open
Unpaid

Extra

Voice description:
  • female adult
  • Tom, my tits and I are standing in front of a Dead Lives Matter rally where hundreds are pushing for zombie rights.

  • Once again we urge everyone to stay indoors and barricade the doors. Except tonight where I’ll be dancing topless at the airport bar from 8:15 to 8:20. Back to you, Tom.

News Anchor: Tits McGee
Voice Actor Voice Actor
News Anchor: Tits McGee
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Thermonica

Minor

Voice description:
  • female adult
  • Thank you for that report. And now a break from the news to admire my rack.

  • Tonight at 10, the porno I made before I got my tits done, followed by another porno after I had them done.

Hippie Liberal Protestor
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Hippie Liberal Protestor
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: DemonJackal

Minor

  • THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED THE LIVING-IMPAIRED!

  • (Gun is pointed at his face) Oh,I’ve wasted my lif–!

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