Hello Everyone! This is a very important update so please read this before auditioning. We have some roles that need to be filled ASAP for a long term series involving the P2's. We would like to be able to put up the Trailer by 2/3 (February 3rd) So if we can get these parts filled by then so we don't have to take on more that the 2+ roles most of us already play that'd be a huge help!
P1 Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
P2 Italy (Luciano Vargas)
P1 Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
P1 England (Author Kirkland)
P2 England (Oliver Kirkland)
P1 Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO AUDITION FOR THESE PARTS! These are simply the parts we need for this trailer and, ultimatly, this project. There will be other projects within the group for everyone to take a part of and you are more than allowed to write your own adventures once you join the group. As of right now, there are only a handful of us writing everything. Thank you for joining this project and this family. We look forward to working with you and welcoming you into our fold.
Hasta La Pasta
Hello Fam! Just wanted to let everyone know I'll be adding new roles sometime today and to go try out for my Freddy's project if you're into Naruto! https://www.castingcall.club/projects/naruto-rp
I want to thank everyone who has auditioned so far! This has been a wonderful project and I encouage everyone to audition if you haven't already! I love the family this has become and look forward to adding you to it!
Latvia is a cute lil’ snuggle buddy. He’s the smallest and sweetest of the Baltic Trio, which also makes him subject to Russia’s antics. Which mostly include Russia trying to stretch him out so he’ll be taller. I think Russia might have a fear or small people
W-welcome home Mister Russia! How was your trip?
Oh, I don’t know about that Estonia. That could get us in a lot of trouble.
-Your Favorite Latvia Line-
You are Spain. You’re a pretty chill, layed back sort of guy who doesn’t seem to take much seriously. Though, you raise Romano basically on your own, even if he turned out a twerp. You love playing your guitar and gardening.
Eh, Romano, why don’t you come help me in the garden instead of sitting inside like a bump on a long?!
I don’t know? Why are you asking me and not France?
-Your favorite Spain Line-
You are Luciano Vargas and you are nothing like that wimpy little putz of a P1. You love Pasta, yes, when you use your special sauce to make it, a deadly mixture of blood and poison. Though, you much prefer a more hands on approach to death when available.
Here, take a bite~ It’s just a bit of spaghetti after all. I made it just for you~
Ha! Do I look like a fucking idiot to you? Spazzatura cazzo!
-Luciano Improv Line-
Estonia is kinda a huge dick. That’s about it. Also, he has really slow internet apparently. Like, just upgrade already dude. He’s also obsessed with the Nordics for some reason. He need therapy.
What do you want, America?
Come on guys! I can be one of you!
-Your Favorite Estonia Line-
Poland is the most fabulous P1 nation and proud of it. His best friend is Lithuania and he also like having out with Switzerland even though he wishes Switzerland was more like him. He also lives with a pony in his house.
That’s because I’m totally fabulous.
#I’mTerribleAtLinesAnyway
-Your Favorite Poland Lines-
Big Brother o’ Liechtenstein and he will fuck with your shit. Don’t let that cute face lie to you. He’s a badass.
I will beat you to death with my Nobel Peace Prize!
Oh, you didn’t have to do that, Liechte.
-Your Favorite Switzerland Line-
You are Ollie Kirkland and you love baking! You have a passion for making tasty treats and trying to keep everyone on task. Though, you are a bit controlling you suppose.
No, Allen, what did I say about that tone of voice.
Money! Swear Jar! NOW!
"I've got skizzors" from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J14WQxXqfQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m5s
Sup? Your name is Allen and you’re the P2 of the U. S. of mother fucking A. You hate your P1, hate Ollie, and, well, you just hate people in general. You’re favorite past time is playing baseball with the disembodied heads of your victims and pissing off Vadim.
Just get the fuck out, okay? Just go!
You look rather tasty today *laughing*
-Allen Improv Line-
Smol lil’ baby that falls in love with Italy when they are tiny lil’ chibi’s. No one really know what happened to him after that.
I love you Italy, don’t you ever forget that!
#Can’tRemeberHolyRome’sLinesRightNow
-Your Favorite Holy Rome Line-
Fuck off. Your name is James and you are one loud, angry mother fucker. You’re usually the loudest, thirstiest, most attention seeking asshole around and you love it. You thrive on building up people’s emotions, just to tear them back down.
Hey, hoe! I’m James! Why you come sit over next to me for a while?
Allen, give me a lighter. I’mma set this bitch on fire, aye.
-James Improv line-
You are Austria and you are the highest of the high class. You play piano because you find it a natural output for you emotions. You love classical music, rich foods, and not having to move for long periods of time. You’re old after all. You’re bones simple aren’t what they used to be.
Why are these underwear on your floor when you’ve only worn them once?!
I shall now express my anger through the piano.
-Your favorite Austria line-
Now this guy may seem cute and innocent and all. But don't let that fool you its a tatic to get everyone to become one with him. Da! His real type is to slowly empower people and MAKE THEM FEAR HIM...to show he's in charge.
I am Russian, I know everything there is to know about snow.
Become One With Mother Russia...Da
-Your favorite Russia Line-
Now this guy is a lot different from Ludwig...remember when Italy was Germany’s bitch always following...well now GERMANY is fucking Italy’s bitch. He takes fighting seriously but for some reason deep down he’s afraid of Luciano but hides it. Whenever he’s training he keeps his arms bandaged up. His voice sounds similar to NightCrawlers, but is just a hair deeper.
Example 1) Muttering to Himself " I Don't Vike Vuciano, He Is Too Sadistic. i Alvays get hurt." (if you want just say it normally or try to do a german accent)
2) questioned "oh you vant to know vhy i has zhese bandages on my arms?. it's because Vuciano alvays vant to fight with me"
3) looking ready to cry "i just vanted to know if you vere okai. you didn't have to hit me in zhe balls"
Yeah, you don’t know what the “F” stands for, but you’re going to guess it’s for “Fucking amazing bro right here!” You’re America! The best nation, the hero, and the hottest of all mens (duh!). You love burgers, pissing off England, and being politically incorrect because it’s hilarious!
Yo dudes! I’m America and I’m the hero!
*laughing* Are you serious right now? I’m obviously the man with the plan to touch that lady can!
-Your favorite America Line-
O-oh, Hi there. Your Canada and, well, you’re kind of shy and quiet. You like to talk about world peace and come up with new ways to use maple syrup. You don’t have many friends because you get looked over a lot, but you think highly of everyone around you.
Oh, hello there. I’m Canada.
Could you maybe throw the ball a little lighter, America?
-Your favorite Canada Line-
You are Louis. You’re grumpy, bitter, and drunk 99.9% of the time. You don’t care for much else other than your drinks, but you seem to have a voice of reason when you do chose to break you vow of silence and talk to the others.
Do you really think that going after…him…is a good idea? He could easily tear you all to pieces.
I thought I told you to get OUT!
-Louis Improv Line-
You are Vadim Bradinski, and if you think your P1 is scary, you’ve got another thing coming. You are straight up murderous and don’t give a shit. The other nations know better than to mess with you, thank the gods, and the only one of them strong enough to overpower you is…well,,,we don’t talk about him. The point is, you are one bad ass mother fucker.
Well, if I were a little FUCKING tool like Allen, where would I be hiding? The CLOSET perhaps?
Liechte, my doll, don’t you think I’ve thought of that BEFORE I BROUGHT YOU WHINNY BROTHER HERE?!
-Vadim Improv Line-
Your name Author Kirkland, thank you very much. Though you are also known as England or Iggy. You drink tea, eat scones, and feverously study dark magic. Or, you would if you were any good at it. You are very creative at coming up with insults and are basically the daddy of the allies.
It’s not China! You just want it to be!
Well, hello there little kid. What’s your name?
-Your favorite England line-
The one who indeed makes porn..he probably made the porn for Germany that Christmas but still. Now he's always takes everything so seriously. And talks calmly. And when he speaks he has issues with English. He is the second cinnamon roll in another way who should be loved. Anyway for this role try to be Bland.
Examples 1) Normal "Herro It Is Verry Nice To Meet You"
2) Embarrassed "wait show you my roincloth I don't feer verry comfortabre doing so"
3) happy "my famiry is happy"
Now an ex of Russia’s, this Baltic Nation is cool and calm and generally viewed as the leader of the three. He’s cuddly looking and doesn’t respond to Russia’s bullying.
Oh, Welcome back Mister Russia!
Well, that’s fine I suppose. Just so long as no one gets hurt.
-Your Favorite Lithuania Line-
THE PRESCIOUS ROLL OF THEM ALL...THE ONE WHO DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS...BUT ALWAYS WANTS TO SLEEP WITH GERMANY...NOW ITALY IS THE LAZY ITALIEN WHO LOVES PASTA AND EVERYTHING HAPPY...AND HES A FUN GUY HAVE THE MOST FUN YOU CAN...
Examples 1) Italy just being Italy " I lika the girls...hey Germany can we go flirt with the girls
2) whines " but Germany I want to go an play outside...lets play football Germany c'mon I know you want to"
3) begging for life "you can't hurt me please I'm just a poor little virgin where do you think virgin olive oil comes from oh you can't kill me please "
You are France, the most flirty and outgoing of all the nations. You love wine, women, and classical music. You also like pothering England, planning against England, and other things involving England.
Black Sheep of Europe! Black Sheep of Europe!
England….will you….marry me?
-Your favorite France Line-
He's a precious little cinnamon roll who cares for everyone really. Big teddy bear sweetheart.everyone picks on him such a shame but still. Not much to tell about him really other then that.
Examples 1) normal "Hello I'm Norway it is nice to meet you"
2) Improv
He's the man with the plan...very strong and loud. Also Italy's lover wink wonk. He is strong, tough, loud, and trains hard. He always puts work first. He wants to train Italy always but Italy as always, slacks off which is no surprise there. But still he loves Italy for being well Italy. For this role you need a clear strong voice hopefully a German accent.
NEIN! ITALY VHAT ARE YOU DOING ZHATS NOT HOW TO VORK A GRENADE
Hey Japan Vhere Is Italy I Haven't Seen Him All Day
-Your Favorite Germany Line-
I mean, come on! He’s obviously the most awesome nation that could ever be ranked by awesomeness! This dude is the most awesome guy that ever lived! Waaaay more awesome than Germany.
Of course I can, I’m awesome!
Pfff, are you kidding me?! No way! That Hungary dude can’t be a chick!
-Your Favorite Prussia Line-
Your name is Alejandro and you are a pretty serious business man. You don’t’ talk about much other than work and you work hard, bringing home the money that Flavi will end up spending on whatever his ass wants. You feel pretty unappreciated.
And what is it you bought today, Flavi? New hair things? A [CENSOR] maybe for your lonely nights?
I didn’t ask for your opinion
-Alejandro Improv Line-
The So gay guy...basically words to describe. Him is simple a male version of two girls talking on the phone. LOUD, OBNOXIOUS. RUDE...YOU NAME IT BASICALLY IMAGINE A MALE VERSION OF A FEMALE ON THE PHONE AND YOU GOT DENMARK FOR YOU...
1) Screaming in a loud Obnoxious tone "SO WHATCHA WANT...OH GOOD CHOICE...ITS SO K" (make it sound like So Gay)
2) serious "So finny Want to have a go at Viking training"
3) "HAHAHAAHAHA HIT ME UP WITH ANOTHER BEER MAN...ITS SO GAY~"
Now this ancient motherfucker is badass. Just never fucking tell America that they (it's unknown the gender) are more badass then Alfred. Anyway they are wise and tell the truth like it is. They are sassy as can be. They have a way too big obsession with hello kitty for unknown reasons. But try your best
Example 1) proud "you all need to try my tasty treats. They are the best"
2) Serious "you countries act so immature. Why not stick to my way of handling everything. China take all you can go home now"
3) Sighing disappointed in America "America you ass"
Basically Kuro is like the emotionless type. Feels nothing, not even love really. He will kill and not regret it. his heart is black, black as coal he’s kinda like Louis except well he’s not constantly drunk. Basically the voice should be calm and collected kinda like Japans except the lines are different.
Examples 1) Cold Hearted "I Do Not Care Physicarry or Emotionarry If (Lutz/Luci/Gil) Has Cancer And Is Dying.”
2) Serious "Does It Rook Rike I Show Mercy To Those Who Stand In My Way"
3) Happy (In A Fucked Up Way) "Maybe I Could Sever Your Head For My Correction."
