Gotchard Abridged
Project Overview
This is Gotchard Abridged, a fan parody of the currently airing Kamen Rider Gotchard! This will be an unpaid project that will be a long term project, especially given the show is still airing. We will likely do special events and we will add more roles as we progress through the project as more characters are needed, so there will be more roles to come.
You can find updates about new roles on Twitter from @toxisatsu, the runner and writer of this project.
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Hotaro is the main protagonist of the show, a 17-year-old high schooler who is yet to find his purpose in the world, but is constantly lively and friendly. However, after he is suddenly given a belt with a huge destiny behind it alongside the title of "Kamen Rider" and pushed into the world of alchemy, Hotaro is even more confused by this new world around him, but aims to maintain his lively spirit regardless of his hardships and tried his best to be a caring friend, being calmer when needed. He's also just being saying "Gotcha" at any given moment. No-one knows why.
- english
- male teen
- Lively
- A Tad Confused
- loud
- audacity
- adobe audition
Yeah, that's right. That ant is my friend, every Chemy is, whether they're an ant, a bike or a fucking dinosaur. All of them.
I get it now, this, this is my Gotcha!
You kidnapped me with a MAGICAL TRAIN just to give me a BELT?!
Rinne is another 17-year-old in Hotaro's class and our other protagonist. Little known to him, she secretly attends a school of alchemy. What's not a secret is that in both schools, she is constantly annoyed by her classmates' ignorance, with Hotaro now enrolled in the alchemy school. Her father also told her that she is destined to be the second "Kamen Rider". He also abandoned her when she was 7 years old with every Chemy known to man, and is heavily effected by it. As a friend of mine once said:
"Rinne has the appearance of a 15 year old girl but the soul of a tired cynical 48 year old office worker."
- english
- female teen
- mellow
- Frustrated At Times
- adobe audition
- audacity
Spanner, you can give me as many of these as you want, it won't turn you into a Kamen Rider. I can't control that.
RENGE, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BORROW THE FUCKING SUN!
He was the greatest person I ever knew. Sure, you're a Kamen Rider and all but, he was my hero. He then left when I turned 7.
Kurogane is a bitter individual and a graduate at the Alchemy Academy, likely in his early 20s. He also spends his time arguing with high schoolers instead of getting a real job. His dream is to become a Kamen Rider, acting brooding and 'cool' to prove himself as a "badass hero", while he constantly tries to please Rinne Kudo to convince her to make him the second Kamen Rider instead of herself, although it is out of her control.
- english
- male young adult
- Trying Hard To Act Edgy
- audacity
- adobe audition
As a gift to you, Rinne. (whispering) *You remember our deal, right?*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DID I KNOW ANY DINOSAURS FROM BACK IN MY YOUTH?", YOU'RE LITERALLY FRIENDS WITH ONE!
Henshin! Wait I can't say that yet, can I.
Renge's another student at the Alchemy Academy, with her role model being Jordan Belfort, notorious Wall Street fraud runner and the reason "The Wolf of Wall Street" was an autobiography. Her goals in trade makes her a constantly sly and suspicious character to be around, but also someone who tries to be a good salesperson and drive a good deal. She also has slightly dangerous business practices, some of which she is quite mundane about.
- english
- conniving
- female teen
- US Southern (more of a direction you can do others and have an equal chance)
- audacity
- adobe audition
"I think it's time you both got the fuck off of my boat, whaddya sa-" IT'S A MOVIE REFERENCE, LET ME HAVE THIS
That kid's got some real potential, I'll give him that. Real money-making potential, alright... *quiet sinister laughter*
You use these guys to kidnap children but we draw the line at trafficking? Nevermind, I heard myself out loud.
Sabimaru is an incredibly knowledgeable person, but a not so sociable one, being incredibly shy and often mumbling or speaking far too quietly for anyone to hear.
This requires him to depend on Isaac to do the talking for him, who is Sabimaru's AI who happens to have the same voice as him, bound to a tablet, talking in a sassy attitude and communicating what's on Sabimaru's mind loud and clear. So, when Isaac's out of battery, Sabimaru turns to panic very quickly.
- english
- male teen
- Isaac - Dramatic
- Sabimaru - Extremely shy
- audacity
- adobe audition
Sabimaru: I- I'm not sure trying to get abducted for a second time is a good plan.
Isaac: I am in... so much fucking pain, Hotaro. You cannot believe it.
Isaac: Oh that's sweet. Sabi, you do realise you can't keep me in this form forever, right? Right?!
Minato's a 33-year-old History teacher, who is sick of his job to the core, often unbothered and wanting to go home there. His true passion lies in his second job, being a teacher at the Alchemy Academy, being truly alive talking about the subject. However, when he's not bored of what he teaches to his History class, he's bothered the behaviour of his Alchemy class, constantly asking the strangest questions that drive him insane.
- english
- male adult
- tired
- fanatic
- audacity
- adobe audition
Ask what I think you're going to ask and so help me God, Hotaro, I will smite you down like I'm fucking Zeus.
Now today, we will be going on a school trip! Some are saying that this may be to cover up for the fact that I've been missing for the last 3 weeks of classes. Some may be correct.
You guys are high schoolers. You don't deserve to deal with this, none of you do. Get some rest, I'm calling for help.
Ryo Kajiki is our main protagonist's best friend, who doesn't know about his alchemical secrets, and when he does find out, he is brainwashed again and again to forget it, often leaving him confused. In his spare time, he is an avid comic reader, being an avid fanatic in his beloved supernatural comic, ranting about it with the utmost enthusiasm.
In an alternate universe, someone who happens to look exactly like Ryo goes by the name of "Butler". As you can guess, he is a butler to Houou Kaguya Quartz, constantly introducing him and announcing the most unnecessary things at any given moment, talking very grandly and once more, very enthusiasticly.
- male teen
- Butler - Refined
- Kajiki - Hyper
- audacity
- adobe audition
Kajiki: Have you ever watched The Twilight Zone, Hotaro? This day has been weirder than that.
Kajiki: I swear I saw it, it was a UFO, it talked, the UFO talked, I'm not crazy. I'm... I'm not.
Butler: May I present to you, whatever this gold mess is supposed to be!
Houou Kaguya Quartz is a peculiar man, obsessed with the idea of "gorgeousness" and acting incredibly suave. A bit too suave at times. However, under his stylish exterior, there is an interior that seems like he's slowly losing his mind with some sort of trading card system. And gambling.
- english
- male young adult
- Suave
- Posh
- audacity
- adobe audition
My my, I was wrong. You truly can be "gorgeous". Now, let's beat these guys to a pulp.
Your name is Butler, do your fucking job and 'butle' me.
Do you know how many packets I opened to get these? Do you know the horrors of "luck", Hotaro?
Hopper-1 is a Chemy and the first Chemy our main protagonist meets and is the main companion for the show. While having a complete comprehension of the English dialect, all that Humans can hear from Chemies is them saying their names like a Pokémon, which makes everything like talking to a wall.
- english
- creature
- Like a pokemon
- audacity
- adobe audition
HOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
HELP! HELP, THIS MAN IS KIDNAPPING ME. WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING? CAN YOU AT LEAST HEAR ME?
Hotaro, working with you is eternal suffering.
Atropos is one of the Dark Sisters, the villains of the show and acts alike their group leader due to their actual boss hardly doing anything, which she is often frustrated by. There's just a catch with her, she looks like a 9-year-old. Her conniving demeanor brings a sense of unsettling menace, but is at times cut down by her frustration at her sisters' failures and boss's ignorance.
- english
- audacity
- adobe audition
Well isn't that just nice? Domain Expansion: Ant Infestation.
It's a card, child, you should not be crying over this.
You mind telling me something useful, Geryon? Like anything at all? PLEASE?
Clotho is another member of the Dark Sisters, tenacious and annoyed at her current job of fighting random children. She has a hot-blooded attitude which can be quickly expelled when facing the reality of how ridiculous her job is
- english
- female young adult
- Hot-Blooded
- audacity
- adobe audition
You haven't paid us in 3 months, Sir.
Minato, if I turn my head and I see that fucking chil- why am I not surprised to see you?
"You should have standards on how you do your jobs" we're hunting down high schoolers, standards went out the window months ago.
Lachesis is the final member of the Dark Sisters and is more rebellious and teasing in nature, often doing as she pleases than following orders. She's often very taunting and sarcastic in nature, especially against Spanner.
- english
- Anarchic
- female young adult
- audacity
- adobe audition
Possess literally anyone else, I beg of you, go possess a civilian or something, please just not me.
Yeah Boss, all things considered, the peak of your intelligence is you solving a Rubix Cube where all the sides are the same colour.
Tamami is Hotaro's mother, and ever since he secretly enrolled into the Alchemy Academy, the amount of nonsense he's had to deal with had increased tenfold. She's often tired of the nonsense around her, but tries her best to remain calm and kind. This can't be the case at occasions.
- english
- calm
- female adult
- Irritated at times
- adobe audition
- audacity
HOTARO- Hotaro. Why would you put grasshopper skin in the FOOD? WARN ME NEXT TIME.
Hello, welcome to Kitchen Ichinose! How may we help you?
Aww, thanks for the food, Spa- why is the egg purple?
Fuga is Rinne's father who suddenly disappeared when she turned 7, and the individual who bestowed Hotaro the powers of the "Kamen Rider". As a father, Fuga tries to be caring but is often a bit too blunt with his child.
- english
- male adult
- Blunt
- audacity
- adobe audition
What is it called...? That's it, I gotcha! From today, your name will be "Kamen Rider"... "Gotchard"... "Hotaro".... I don't know just pick one yourself.
Bedtime story then, okay. Hmm... one day, there was an alchemist, clad in orange. He fell off a bridge and died, The End, will you go to sleep now?
Rinne, if I ever go missing one day, tell Child Protective Services I died in an accident, I don't need to deal with the fees.
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