A GAME OF THRONES PARODY
Inspired by youtube channels such as Team Four Star, I think a GoT abridged series would be very funny, as I haven't seen anyone else do this yet.
I'm just really busy trying to get goo dgrades in college, sorry about the hiatus, and if you want to leave, it's okay. But I just wanted to say that the project might start a little bit later than expected, sorry, and thanks for reading.
We finally finished a little snippet to show people what the series will be like, I couldn't get the lip-syncing right on some parts, as I'm relatively new to editing, regardless, here's a link if anyone wants to see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Uy8kXtIXA
I'm sorry to say that I'm going to have to put the project on a hiatus, as I'm going back to college soon and have decided to spend all of my time getting good grades there, sorry for any inconvenience.
I went camping for 10 days, which is why I've gone quiet. my internet is being soooooooo slow right now none of your auditions are loading, so I'll have to listen to them later >:(
The G+ communtiy link didn't work, sorry, the real on is this https://plus.google.com/u/1/b/102354872774787106595/communities/115621339963836231344
Rodrick Cassel is the Master At Arms at Winterfell, he's a loyal servant to house Stark.
We've found a deserter, keeps mumbling about the colour white, M'lord.
Because... because "plot device", my lady.
(Improvise something funny you think he might say)
Try and make him sound like a child trapped in an adult's body, he'll say really offensive, silly things.
This place smells like shit.
I would ask you nicely, but I honestly can't be bothered, Ned.
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Ned Stark is the Patriarch of his family, he has a Northern English accent and is a seasoned war veteran. Try and make him sound like he's oblivious to how eaily characters die in GoT.
It's okay, Arya, main characters like me don't just die
Wait until I come back from this super dangerous job, then we can talk about yer mother.
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Overall spoiled brat who just HAPPENS to be prince of the known world.
Well, not going to lie, I DO like his cloak.
Those rags are very fleek, they'd look good with your BLOOD dripping down them.
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A desireless, cold manipulator who only wantsthe ebst for the Realm. He's Eunoch, so it doesn't matter what gender his voice actor/actress is.
And YOU use very large words for a rodent, Mr SausageFingers.
You have more balls than me, Stark. Metaphorically AND literally.
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Just a peasant who was sent to the wall and saw something he shouldn't have.
Be right back, I need a piss.
(after seeing the white walkers pretending to be corpses) Nope... Nope... NOPE. FUCK THIS! NOPE!
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A pretty minor speaking role, but I'd like him to sound like the Heavy weapons guy from TF2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0) and have similar mannerisms to him.
SWORD!! NOW!!
Who SEND THIS LITTLE SPINNING BABY TO FIGHT!?!?
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Cercei is power hungry and manipulative, a quote from her sums up her entire wordview: "When you play the game of thrones you win, or you die"
We just arrived, do you REALLY have to do that now?
The Children didn't need to hear that, Tyrion.
(improvise something funny you think she might say)
Robb Stark is the oldest of the Stark children, he is a natural leader and a strategic genius. He has never lost a battle.
(thinking in his head) I'm watching you: blonde haired little fucker.
I'M the acting warden of the north whilst my father serves as hand of the KING, you'll do good to remember that, IMP!
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Ramsay Bolton is impulsive and careless, he'll do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
Whaaaatttt? Nooooooooo, hahahaha, pork SAUSAGE. Holy shit, I'm not THAT evil.
(long, slow and strained laugh) [His laugh is almost as important as his voice]
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Caring and compassionate towards her family, she's brutally honest but polite and friendly at the same time.
Lord Walter, it is such a shame you quit your duties as Hogwarts' janitor/caretaker (use whichever word you think flows better in the sentence).
Ned, Bran is about to make one of his Minecraft letsplay videos, and you want him to come and watch you cut some poor boy's head off?!
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Sarcastic and quick thinking, but tries to be serious (and usually fails, due to the clowns that she's surrounded by)
They're rocks... Oh sorry, "petrified dragon eggs", JUST what I've always wanted.
Sir Jorah, what's the WiFi password here?
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Innocent and light hearted about everything (at least to begin with)
Isn't travelling to a dangerous, horrible, bakstabbing place to be the Hand of the King a little bit... dangerous and horrible?
I'll call it "AARRRGGGHHHHHH", because that's what people will say when I stab people with it, hahaha.
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Being Theon might take some acting skills, as you're essentially playing as two different characters.
(As Theon) The ironborn are well known for their charm and MLG-ness on video games, too.
(As Reek) Uhh... b... b... b... but I can't... I dunno h... how to do that
(Improvise something funny you think he might say, whether it's as Reek or Theon, is your choice)
Sansa is the oldest female of the Stark children, and is meant to marry Joffrey Baratheon.
Oh, thank you.
Will you SHUT UP, Arya?
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Viserys is a wannabe tough guy who tries to make do with what he has.
Where ARE you, SISTAHHHH?
I am a (voice crack) DRAGON!
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Jaime is known as being possibly the best swordsman in all of Westeros, he's overly cocky and witty, making jokes at literally every chance he gets.
Well, we can't all be (forced and awkward) COLD ARSE GANSTARRSS like you, brother
What? I'm tied to a post, covered in my own shit, what could the "KINGSLAYAA" possibly do wrong this time? Hahaha
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His voice is deep and soft, however his personality will be similar to a MMORPG player with a wide knowledge of weapons and tactics. Basically the personification of the "nice guy nerd".
There is no WiFi in these Dothraki lands, Khalesi
(to Quotho) No further, dex build. (After killing him and out of breath) What are you, casul?
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Sophisticated and very matter-of-fact about everything. What Tyrion lacks in stature he makes up by being clever and manipulative.
Yes. That's me: putting the IMP in PIMP since '82
Now if you'll excuse me, Lady Stark but I have some internet trolling to get back to.
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If you can, try and make him sound as close to his canon voice as much as possible. He's cold and serious.
The last time I sent Ramsay to do something like this I found 15 corpses... He laughed when I said "15"...
(Whisper) The Cannisters send their regards!
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Similar to his canon counterpart, but a "little bit" smarter and has a little more understanding of the world.
What's weirder? The fact that you're still alive or the fact that I can speak English? I wear makeup and I'm manlier than you'll ever be.
And... why would I want some iron chair made of swords? That sounds painful as fuck to sit on.
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Sly and cunning, Sausagefingers knows how to manipulate people, try and make him sound like smug like he knows something that noone else does.
(whispering) Sir Lorice knew the Mountain's horse was an alcoholic, he put vodka in it's water.
You do move quietly, for a fat man, Varys.
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Try and make him sound like he knows he's in a parody and is hating every second of it.
Fuck the script, fuck the continuity, and fuck the viewers.
If I hear one more word coming out of your cunt mouth: I'm gonna tell Keemstar and drag your sorry arse onto DramaAlert.
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He won't have that much of a speaking role, because his storyline is pretty boring, honestly, there isn't really much to work with.
(Jaime (after being caught with Cercei): What? You see incest all of the time in anime, it's not big deal.)
Anime? What are you on about, you pair of weeaboos?
Your stories are boring, why can't I play pokémon?
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Maester Luwin is the maester of Winterfell, if anyone has a problem, he probbaly knows of a way to fix it.
I heard he DRINKS all night
They don't say that he puts the "Imp in PIMP" for nothing, m'lady
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Twyin rebuilt his family's power from scratch, he is cold and calculating and hates taking risks that could damage his life's work, he wants the best for his family because otherwise it would undermine his lif's work.
Go on, you know that you wish to, say something clever, you little fucker.
After I am finished winning your war for you,only then we can discuss such trivial matters.
(improvise something funny you think he might say)
Try and keep him sounding as close to the original as you can.
... I've changed my mind, I don't want to join The Watch now.
Why do you read so much?
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