Fnaf The Irreversible Mistake

Don't be shy 

I look forward to seeing you next time

You haven't seen my cupcake by any chance have you

That game was totally rigged.

It's not my fault. I have these fat plastic fingers and can't push the buttons.

That's what you get for leaving me hanging.

You won't get tired of my voice... will you?  

Where's my beak? Lodged in your forehead, of course.  

You won't get tired of my voice... will you?

 I've been waiting so long for this chance 

Now, Its finally here!

This game of cat-and-person is delicious  

Looks like something bad happened.

However,its a strange thing

I recommend that you hurry Though 

Get ready for a surpriiiise!"

Bon-Bon, go g-get him!

What a party pooper 

IT SEEMS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO MY SHOW, SO I BROUGHT THE SHOW TO YOU! (dont have to yell)

A PERFORMANCE WAS DEMANDED OF ME, AND NOW I HAVE DELIVERED. ENCORE! (dont have to yell)

IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR FINAL BOW! (dont have to yell)

 These are strange circumstances that have brought us together.

These are strange circumstances that have brought us together.

These are strange circumstances that have brought us together.

 Calm down theres nothing to worry about.Go back to sleep 

*giggles* 

Don't get distracted!

Today is all about me, me, me!

I'm ready for my close-up!

I am going to bash your head in with my maracuja's

*more if u want to add them*

I consider it a dignified death... not really, it was actually quite pathetic.

Even monkeys fall from trees.

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

I don't get out much, so you'll have to forgive my enthusiasm.

Now is my time to shine!

He tried to release you, he tried to release us, but I won't let that happen, I will keep you here, I will hold you here, no matter how many times they burn us.

My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren't from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I'm trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you're, you're dead. But that's neither here, nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I-I have a story." And he said to me, "What’s the significance of the story?" I said to him "Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn't pretty - we talked about it for years. And- and not only that, but, you'll likely end up believin' something you shouldn't believe or thinkin' something you shouldn't think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn't assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem; they don't have hands at all, do they? They've, they're all feet! A-an I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him "Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I-I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that's what I've heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was."

only one story lol

I bet you weren't expecting me, were ya? Turn your back for one second and I'm like "Washoom"! Ninja skills.

Move over, Freddy Fazbear. Happy Frog is the new star of the show.

Everyone underestimates me, but they turn their back and I'm like "Boo!" and then they're like "Wlaaagh."

Please deposit five coins.

You are attempting to trick Freddy. You are attempting to trick fffrrr...

Thank you for depositing five coins.

That's right! And don't you come back now, ya' hear?!

Thought you could fool me with that sign, but I was too smart for ya.

Thought you could fool me with that sign, but I was too smart for ya.

Yarr! What can I do for ya?

Yarr! Me bird likes ya, so I'll do ye a favour.

Yarr! Me bird likes ya, so I'll do ye a favour.

Shhh, It'll all be over soon.

Shhh, I've been looking for you. And now, I'll never let you go

Shhh, I'm so glad that I found you. Let me make room for you.

Time to face the consequences of your failure.

Might as well face the facts, you were always destined to fail.
You blinked.

What is this new prison? Is it me trapped? Or is it you? Perhaps it's us both.

The fire within me burns eternal, and now you shall as well!

Greetings from the fire and from the one you should not have killed.

Come and burn with me!

Arrg well yo ho me matey welcome to my cove 

Are you ready for some pain and suffering 

Let's see if your old pal foxy can find something you're afraid of

Come closer. Help me count my teeth.

Heh-heh-heh! You're not so big. Just a bite-sized morsel.

Flash that light all you want. It can't save you now.

Don't be afraid. Soon, you'll look just like me… beautiful!

I wanted to wait until just the right moment to drop in!

Now I get to play Take Apart and Pull Back Together! You won't feel a thing.