Fire Emblem 8: Sacred Stones Abridged / Machinima (Machinabridged)
Project Overview
🔥 UNPAID FAN PROJECT
🎙️ Voice Acting • Comedy • Abridged Series • Machinima
📅 Ongoing Roles Available
Our Discord for inquiries
Hello!
We’re producing a comedy abridged series based on Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, using a tone similar to Team Four Star’s Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged — fast jokes, dumb drama, unhinged character moments, and high-energy voice performances.
This is a fan-made passion project based on Fire Emblem 8 with flexible scheduling, clear scripts, and lots of character banter.
We're also looking for someone who can make custom scenes using FE Builder
Legal ownership of Fire Emblem is not claimed. All Rights belong to Nintendo
I REPEAT NINTENDO OWNS THIS IP. THIS IS JUST A NON-PROFIT FAN-BASED PARODY
This will be a TV-14 parody web show with lots of profanity and containing intense violence, suggestive dialogue, partial nudity, or strong language, akin to a PG-13 movie rating but applied to TV shows
🎭 WHAT WE NEEDA cast of voice actors who:
Can deliver strong comedic timing
Aren’t afraid to go stupid, unhinged, emotional, or dramatic
Can record clean audio
Are comfortable with recurring roles across multiple episodes
No experience required — new VAs welcome.
🌟 PROJECT VIBEThink:
TFS FF7 Machinabridged
DBZA chaotic energy
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged snark
Evabridged-level idiots making war look stupid
Princesses behaving like valley-girl gremlins
This version of Sacred Stones is:
More comedic
More feral
More unhinged
More sibling stupidity
More traumatized knights babysitting disasters
Episodic, 6–10 minutes each
First Season = 7 episodes
Long-term roles encouraged, but drop-ins welcome
Flexible scheduling
Feel free to audition for as many roles as you wish until the deadline ends
We work around life. This is supposed to be fun — not homework.
🎧 AUDIO REQUIREMENTSClean mic preferred (USB is fine)
No echo
No heavy background noise
Multiple takes encouraged
We care more about delivery than gear.
📮 HOW TO SUBMITApply here or join the Discord and follow the Audition Guide under AUDITIONZ
Username + contact
Audio samples (WAV or MP3)
A silly fact about you
(If auditioning for multiple roles) Submit each character separately and in their own role. Eirika only has Eirika's lines, Tana only has Tana's lines, etc. Don't combine them into one audio file please.
No need to SLATE your audition, just write your name/stage name and contact info when you submit.
Drop your submissions. Burst in with personality. Feel free to audition for as many roles as you want.
Make the characters stupid, sad, sexy, scary — whatever works.
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I'm specifically looking for someone who knows how to use FE Builder This is still an unpaid role and doesn't require any advanced or high-quality animations. Only apply if you know FE Builder to some level
- english
- export in mp4
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Voice Type: Bright, sweet, deceptively unhinged, slightly sadistic, yandere mode
Voice Vibes:
TFS Aerith (sweet → threatening)
Range Needed: Airhead innocence → petty menace → sudden deadpan
Notes: Must switch tones fast.
- english
- female young adult
- deadpan
- cute
- Sweet
- threatening
- positive
- Yandere
Hi! I’m a princess!....... And if you touch him again I’ll remove your kneecaps.
WAIT, Seth! Are you smelling that? Something’s off. My royal nose detects… mischief!
Oh my gosh! Villagers in distress! This is… this is a catastrophe! And also… adventure!
Voice Type: Confident, reckless, charming idiot
Voice Vibes:
SWE Abridged Kirito (deceptively smart → unhinged)
Project Mouthwash UBW Abridged Shirou (dumbass)
Personality: Human war crime, loves violence, deceptively dumb, actually smart, adores his sister
Tone: Casual dominance, zero fear, deceptively dumb
- english
- charming idiot
- male young adult
- confident
- Reckless
Silly Orson, with my Reginleif, there’s nothing in this world I can’t penetrate
Nonsense, I still have a full 40 uses of my Reginlief, PENETRATION!!!
We’re outnumbered so attacking an impregnable fort like Renvall with just 4 men? Such a stupid idea, but maybe, it’s so stupid, that they’ll never expect it.
Voice Type: Smooth, predatory, playful menace
Voice Vibes:
Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)
Handsome Jack (Borderlands)
Range Needed: Whispered flirtation → delighted violence
- male adult
- smooth
- Menacing
- Crazy
- Predatory
“Run. I love it when they run.”
IM NOT GLEN, IM VALTER, VAAALTER!!!!!!
What do you mean NAH???
Voice Type: Earnest, nervous, young
Voice Vibes:
TFS Gohan (early DBZA)
Generic anime protagonist #3
Comedy Style: Trying his best
- nervous
- male teen
- earnest
- young
S-Sir Seth, is it normal for the princess to smile like that?
We saw smoke and screaming and thought, “Hm, probably a job for Franz.”
uhhhh, ok sure, I'll.... I'll do my best!!!
Voice Type: Deep, gruff, unshakeable
Voice Vibes:
TFS Android 16
Big Burly Man
Comedy Style: tank
- gruff
- deep
- male adult
- unshakeable
Court protocol always includes snacks, right?
I am covered head-to-toe in steel!!. WHAT ABOUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER?!
Could someone PLEASE walk slower? I’m basically wearing a portable blacksmith shop.
Voice Type: Calm, professional, Responsible
Voice Vibes:
Erza Scarlet (calm mode)
Serious Fire Emblem dub energy
Comedy Style: Mom Friend
- Responsible
- calm
- professional
- female young adult
- adr/looping/eps
Princess. Please stop taunting the demon
Let’s split up. Protect the villagers, minimize casualties, and stop the looters.
I’ll accompany you, Princess. Someone has to make sure you don’t accidentally, uh… swing your sword at allies.
Voice Type: Cheerful, bubbly, soft, valley girl
Voice Vibes:
Sailor Moon
Comedy Style: Pure sunshine
Notes: Same energy as Eirika.
- Cheerful
- cute
- female young adult
- Soft
- Bubbly
- valley girl
“Oh my gosh, GIRL! You killed… like… a lot of people!”
Um… hi? Uh… not cool… could someone… maybe rescue me? I’m being mildly inconvenienced right now!
Oh, the sun is so pretty today! I hope Father baked cookies I LOVE COOKIES
Voice Type: Confident, honorable, responsible, serious
Voice Vibes:
Lawful good knight
- serious
- Honorable
- Responsible
- male adult
- confident
My Prince, there’s only 4 of us left, Ser Orson is trying to stay awake and Forde is…. yeah...
My Prince, forgive me but I don’t understand where all this confidence is coming from, wont they be on high alert during this time?
How the f*ck is he not tired, he’s the only one on foot!?
🐎 FORDE
Voice Type: Chill, sarcastic
Voice Vibes:
TFS Yamcha (older)
Cool background knight
- chill
- Sarcastic
- male adult
“Yeah… that’s a trap. We’re gonna f*cking die
Wait, are you actually smart?
You know what? Never mind, I’m just being a weirdo
🧟 ORSON
Voice Type: Calm, polite, unsettling, creepy
Voice Vibes: Lygus (HSR) Gman (Half Life)
Personality: Creepy Knight man
Tone: Friendly but creepy
- calm
- creepy
- unsettling
- male adult
My wife is waiting for me, I miss my wife
But my prince, this castle is considered to be impenetrable
It warms my heart that you remember me. I served your father with utmost loyalty. And I… cherish my eternal loyalty.
⚔️ GARCIA
Voice Type: Rough, older warrior, retired, burly, weary
Voice Vibes:
Old anime mentor
DBZA Paragus (less screaming)
Personality: Gruff dad, soft inside, older man
Comedy Style: Disappointed father energy
- tired
- male adult
- Rough
- Angry
- Burly
“Ross, if you die, I will resurrect you just to yell at you.”
Oh yeah, thanks for that, how much does it- WHAT THE F*CK!!! WHY DOES IT COST THIS MUCH!!
Fine. One last adventure, for the boy… and maybe for the cookies.
👊 ROSS
Voice Type: Loud, excited, feral child
Voice Vibes:
Kid Goku
Chaotic shonen child
- Excited
- male teen
- loud
DAD I PUNCHED A MONSTER—!”
I broke every bone in my body and this nice man saved me!!
My father is still out there!!! He’s the Legendary Garcia. I wanna help!
🗝️ COLM
Voice Type: Snarky, fast-talking, cocky
Voice Vibes:
Persona thief energy
- male young adult
“Relax, I only stole from bad people. Mostly.”
Why are you guys here?! You’re blowing my cover!
I cant even rob anything, none of these guys have money for some reason
🏹 NEIMI
Voice Type: Soft, anxious, emotional
Voice Vibes:
Hinata (Naruto)
Crying anime archer
Comedy Style: Panic bravery, she CRIES A LOT
- female teen
“I-I’m sorry!! Please don’t die!!”
P-Please help me find him… he might be near the bandit hideout… where Bazba and his bandits are, he wanted to steal their loot.
WAAAA, EVERYTHING SCARES ME!!!!!
📚 LUTE
Voice Type: Sharp, smug, intellectual, deadpan, sarcastic, emotionless
Voice Vibes:
Evabridged Rei Ayanami
Ineffa from Genshin
Sometimes turns into Megumin
Arrogant anime genius
Comedy Style: Emotionless Nerd superiority
- female young adult
Statistically speaking, I’m always correct
these monsters are a fascinating phenomenon— I’ve been studying them for hours
Yes. Burn! Let the world witness my magical supremacy! DIE!!!!!!!
✝️ ARTUR
Voice Type: Gentle, nervous, earnest, cowardly
Voice Vibes:
Soft-spoken cleric
Comedy Style: Panic faith
- Cowardly
- kind
- nervous
- male young adult
- Gentle
There there sister Neimi—NEVERMIND RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
W-Who goes there?! I-I-I’m warning you—!
Forgive me Father, when I saw those monsters, I panicked I- You’re right. I should calm down.
🎲 JOSHUA
Voice Type: Smooth, cocky, playful, handsome gambler
Voice Vibes:
Spike Spiegel
Ezio Auditore
Johnny Storm
Comedy Style: Charismatic chaos
- male adult
- Cocky
- Playful
- smooth
Tell ya what, Princess. Heads: I help you fight. Tails: I help you fight but look cooler doing it.
Come on folks, don’t look so sour. Losing is just winning… for me.
Man… you go grab a drink and suddenly the town’s on fire. Typical Tuesday.
⛪ NATASHA
Voice Type: Soft, gentle, trembling strength, motherly
Voice Vibes:
Anime healer
Cute Church Nun
Notes: Must sound sincere.
- Gentle
- Mommy
- Soft
- female young adult
Please! I only wanted to warn you about a terrible plot! I’m not your enemy!
Oh I just drink a lot of water and – Never mind that! Im on the run, please, don’t draw attention—
Thank you… I swear on the Sacred Stone, I mean you no harm
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Pronounced (La-Reshel)
Princess of Rausten
Unhinged Udventurer
- female young adult
Im L'Arachel the beautiful Princess of pearly Beauty, you would do well to remember that
That's right I'm Rausten's own prin- oopsie, almost revealed my secret Identity
That I would be called a hero!!!? *gasp ahhh Enchanting...
- female adult
- authoritative
- adult
- broadcast
- warm
- motherly
I am the Grado empire's servant and his Majesty's Vassal
You have peculiar way of Fraternizing, you know that?
I was a village girl myself, its not their fault being caught in the middle of this senseless war
Somewhat monotone
Unsure of herself
socially awkward
- female adult
Hmmm? Marisa...Its a name... uh, my name
I dont dislike talking with you...so lets.. chat....
Ok, who do I slice
Dragon Loli
Little girl who transforms into a big dragon
- female adult
- female child
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- female adult
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Tethy's younger brother
Curious
Smart
- male child
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- male adult
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Prince of Grado
Split Personality kind and modest/evil and obsessive
Tell me, Ephraim: do I look like I've grown stronger? The last time we dueled, I was too weak to test you. Why, I was so weak, I even lost to Eirika
Heh heh..Wretched girl. Are you listening, Lyon? Is this truly the girl you loved? Then I will use these hands to tear her limb from limb!
PLEASEEE EIRIKAAAA!!!! I NEEED THIS!!!!
Voice Type: Shouty, dumb, panicked
Vibes:
DBZA Frieza Force grunts:
Well, well, if it isn’t the princess herself!
“WAIT WAIT WAIT—” “Why is the princess smiling?!”
Prince Ephraim! You’re surrounded! Come out, with your hands up
VILLAGERS / BANDITS
Bandits: Loud, greedy, stupid
Villagers: Panicked, thankful
It’s the blue-haired one again!!
Hey boss, how much ransom you think she’s worth?
“Outta my way, blue-haired girlie!”
Village npcs throughout the series will require different people with distinct voices
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Amelia
Innes
Gerik
Tethys
Ewan
Saleh
Marisa
L'Arachel (same personality as in game)
Dozla
Rennac
Cormag
Glen
Duessel
Knoll
Lyon
Myrrh
Syrene
Caellach
Riev
Klimt
Mansel
Morva
Pablo (Need a funny evil Mexican accent for this one)
Tirado
Carlyle
Novala
Fomortiis
and Joshua's hot mom Ismaire for maybe like 5 seconds
You can check character descriptions off the wiki, I will be basing their personalities on those, sometimes making them more exaggerated
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