EDIT - Indie Television Series

A caring girlfriend (in the 20-26 age range) who attempts to keep her ‘psychotic’ boyfriend out of trouble. She is slightly sarcastic and often makes remarks that come off as heartwarming but when looked deeper can be snarky.

Example lines:

You're late.

You say the same thing every day. You're like a clock; except you're not even right twice a day.

…What?

…Sorry?

Ew! You are gross! I hope you know that!

I love you but you better go to work before you're late-late.

(Giggling) Oh this part is my favourite. Look, the pug is chasing him around with a knife!

I’ll never abandon you. You've got me.

A 52 year old therapist, tortured through years and years of working with Rem. She cares about her profession but hardly about her patients, opting for the easiest option that allows her to keep her job.

Example lines:

So what seems to be the problem Rem?

Right, I see. Same routine. Have you taken your pills?

There's always a point Rem. Now --

Because you are an orphan --

Wow. Well what do you want me to do? Lie to you? Tell you it’s all gonna be okay like some other under-qualified therapist?

Rem, don’t make me call security on you. I think I’ve been more than reasonable.

Look. I’ve been getting in bother that you just make a fuss in reception now whenever you want to see me.

How about instead of making these unscheduled appointments, just take my phone number and call me if there’s an issue, alright?

Classic pub bloke. Roughly 40 years old. One of Rem’s coworkers at his IT job that tries to help with his outbursts but is vastly under qualified. Full of good intentions but isn’t the smartest.

Example lines:

Hey Rem. how have you been?

…Right -- well.

Rem, so erm, well… are--

--You okay there?

Hey, you can talk to me if something's wrong. We want to help you.

Hey, may I introduce myself? I am John, the new network administrator.

No… my name is John --

I think I'd remember that.

I see… you just recognise me from my sport and this is some sort of odd… initiation scheme or something. Hey, you could've just been… normal about it, I don't know.

Around 43 years old. A skinny, well dressed coworker of Rems that believes he deserves respect. He is frequently frustrated by rem being different and likes order while despising those not in line.

Example lines:

Thanks?

So did we remember our usual dosage today?

Great to have you on the team.

(To Rem) Stop messing with the new guy, you'll make it hard enough for them as it is.

You confuse me.