Eddsworld Middle School AU // Middlesworld

Tord is a happy, short little boi that just moved to England from Norway and he’s starting middle school in an entirely new country. He talks a lot and loves to share his opinion. He’s proud of having 2 dads. He plays “taking-over-the-world” games at recess with his friends. He is the shortest of the group.

Tom is an edgy boyo with a good heart. He loves his friends and enjoys spending time with them. He always keeps his teddy bear in his locker (which doesn’t go down well when some Eduardo & his pals find out). He lives in several different foster homes throughout the series, all of which he hates because they’re not his real parents. He is the tallest of the group.

Edd is a cute lil guy who loves to draw and play superheroes. He loves cats and his friends, both with all his heart. He’s always planning sleepovers for them to hang out at where they play games such as Truth or Dare and *ahem* spin the bottle. He stands up to Eduardo and his pals. He is the second tallest of the group.

Matt is self-conscious and worries about the way he looks and what other people think of him. He believes that everyone thinks he is ugly, annoying, stupid, etc. However, that is not the case, for all his friends think he is fantastic. Matt thinks it’s all an act though. He is the second shortest of the group (hasn’t hit his growth spurt yet).

Patryk is one of Tord’s gay dads. He is married to Paul & they adopted Tord when they saw him all sad and lonely by himself on their honeymoon in Norway (idk if it works like that ok).

Paul is one of Tord’s gay dads. He is married to Patryk & they adopted Tord when they saw him all sad and lonely by himself on their honeymoon in Norway (idk if it works like that ok).

Hellucard is one of their classmates. He’s got a crush on Edd and he accidentally called him Hed when they first met so now it’s an inside joke between them. He hangs out with the rest of them sometimes. Eduardo doesn’t acknowledge him, but that means he doesn’t bully him so that’s good.

Eduardo bullies the group of the 4 boys with Jon & Mark. He’s less of a bully who beats people up and more of a huge jerk. For example, he would go the long way to class just to block the other hallway and then tell the people who were already there that they’re in his way.

Jon works with Eduardo to “bully” other kids. Well, all he really does is stand there and make Eduardo look like he has friends. He himself is picked on by Eduardo. He hasn’t turned 11 yet like the rest of them have.

Mark admires Eduardo. He doesn’t really come up with his own insults, he just kind of repeats what Eduardo says. He hangs around him because he finds him cool or whatever.