Duck N' Cluck Labs
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I'm making a Minecraft map with a Portal-esque theme, where you're being tested by a mad AI, and you try to escape. I need roughly 3 men and two women (may change) for voice roles, and any and all help is appreciated!
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This A.I. has a dark past behind her. But other than that, she's really nice to basically everyone she meets.
AAAAH! Who are you! Where did you come fro- [cutoff, wait about 2 seconds] sorry, my A.I.'s rusty. It's been waaaaay too long since my powers been on. I'm Shandra, Shandra the A.I. Let me check your DNA- Oh! You're not from this time period! How interesting- though a tad uneasing to say the least- Though I suppose you're not meant to be here. Hold on- I'll put you back in the timeline and get you back to wherever it is you came from.
Oh, jesus, what's happened? Why can't I see anything? Oh god, what did that bastard do this time? Did he- hang on, my sensors are picking up on something... What is this line of code? It keeps changing; I can't make it out... Oh, oh god, he's released endermen in the facility. We need to find protection masks, and fast. Hurry! What are you waiting for?
This character is happy to be testing you, but he's hiding his very dark past behind him. When you go back 50,000 years, you discover his true past, and he is much more harsh towards you. Eventually, you find him and fight him, and (spoiler alert) he uses an escape pod to leave before you can kill him.
[happy and excited] Gooooooooood morning, test subject! Welcome to your first day at Duck N' Cluck Laboratories- "Where we don't take you to the future, but the future is taken to US!" Haha, I love when I get to say that (sad that this will be my last time) Huh? What? No, I didn't say anything- *ahem* Anyways, we have a full day of testing for you today, so just gather your wits and whatever brain cells you may have lying around and follow the red lights to the exit!
[annoyed bordering on angry] Why, you little- brat! I should've known you'd betray me like this! You- YOU'RE JUST LIKE HER! [beat] You're just, like her... [sob] Oh, how couldn't I have known this sooner? You clearly share so many things- Oh, Celia, what have I done? [sob] what... have I... done...
[angry] All right, you little pest, listen up: This has gone on long enough- you, destroying the facility, time travelling, and overall screwing around- well I've got news for you: I'm not the grimy little suck-up you've made me out to be. But now, your little A.I. friend isn't here to help you, now is she? Which means you're stuck, in this room, and I can do whatever I want with you...
Here's a tip for getting this role: Do your best voice for a character that sounds like Cave Johnson, but tweak it a little bit, make him sound a bit more tenor rather than baritone, and make it a good one! :D
Well, hello there! Welcome to Duck N' Cluck Labs' "Bring your kid to work day!" I know, we totally ripped that one off of Aperture, But screw 'em! I want those bastards to burn in hell with their combustible lemons and asbestos shower curtains! Oh, and don't even get me started on the Portal Project!
As you can see here, the bottom of this room is covered in a superheated material we like to call: Lava. It'll kill you when you fall in it, but don't worry: that's what our signature floating platforms are for! And, if you do fall in, we'll recover you with state-of-the-art cloning devices! These machines take a hell of a lot of energy to use, so do us a favor and- don't fall in.
Remember that voice in Portal 2 that says stuff like "WARNING: CORE CORRUPTION AT 75%" or "THE PORTAL WILL OPEN, AND EMERGENCY TESTING WILL BEGIN, IN 3- 2- 1"? Try to do a voice like that.
PREPARING TO TIME TRAVEL IN 3- 2- 1- [beat] ERROR- TIME MACHINE DYSFUNCTIONAL. [beat] DOORS MALFUNCTIONING. TEST SUBJECT TRAPPED IN TIME MACHINE. TEST SUBJECT: TO HELP PASS YOUR TIME, RICK ASTLEY'S "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP" WILL NOW PLAY IN 3- 2- 1.
ATTENTION- THIS IS A FACILITY-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT- THERE IS A ROGUE TEST SUBJECT LOOSE IN THE FACILITY. IF YOU ARE A ROGUE TEST SUBJECT LOOSE IN THE FACILITY, PLEASE REPORT YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST TEST SUBJECT REPORTING LINE. [beat] ATTENTION- IT APPEARS THERE ARE NO TEST SUBJECT REPORTING LINES ACTIVE IN THIS FACILITY.
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