Dead Men (Lesser Creepypasta Audio Drama)
Project Overview
Hello everyone and welcome to Dead Men, a project that has
been years in the making, but is finally coming into being. The story? Well,
I'm glad you asked! It follows a group of lesser creepypasta, the Dead Men, on
their not so heroic journey to steal a very important, magic book from the one
and only Slenderman, by the King of the Underdwelth, Lord Zalgo. However, not
everything goes as planned. Wanting to clean themselves of the situation as
soon as possible, they enlist the help of a few familiar Iconpasta such as Jeff
the Killer and Eyeless Jack, to stop Zalgo's plan from unfolding.
And all they wanted was to make a few bucks. Ain't that life
for ya?
Along with all this adventure are the fun characters, our
Dead Men. Suicide Mouse. AVI (Mickey), Happy Appy (Appy), BRVR, Ickbarr
Bigelstein (Ick), Squidwards Suicide (Squiddy), and Mister Widemouth (Widey).
Surely, a ragtag group such as this can have a few ticks up its sleeve's, like
Widey's ability to understand High Magics, Squiddy's "Get the Job
Done" additued, and Mickey, well...he's Mickey, what are you gonna do, ya
know?
Roles will be added as they come up so please feel free to
audition and come back later to see if there are more parts. (Maybe even
including a certain Mascot Suit [Wink Wonk] will rear his head into the tale)
I know a lot of these characters have not seen much of
people like us, but please, if one of them catches your eye, feel free to
audition! We'd love to get more people involve with the project.
Note: The script is still in progress so don't freak out if
you get cast as Jeff and there are no lines for him yet. I can only write so
fast.
Feel free to send me questions if you are curious, but want
to have a bit more into.
EXERPT FROM SCRIPT:
Mickey
Nah, but, you wanna tell us why we’re here Apple juice?
Appy
I find that offensive and fine.
Mickey
Haha!
Squiddy
Shut up and let him talk.
Ick
Someone sounds pissy today
Mickey
Nah, Squiddy’s pissy everyday
Squiddy
Only because you make me so, now shut it.
Mickey
Fine, but only to find out what’s going on.
Appy
Well, besides the fact that we’re almost dying because so
few people believe in us anymore and the fact that Sauce City is getting less
and less populated, we’ve been hired.
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Yeah, Ass puppet, who the fuck hired us?
I would vote for that, but this is a monarchy. We don’t get a choice.
Hey! At least I’m not too busy licking Zalgo’s balls to return a phone call!
Grumpy, sarcastic, and a hair sassy, Happy Appy does not take shit from anyone, especially after the announcement that he is, in fact, a jokepasta, a crappypasta even. He hates Mickey picking on him all the time and despises damn near everything
I swear to god mouséd one, if you call me ass puppet one more time-
Yes, the king of the Underdwelth hired us. You can all applaud my efforts now.
Look, that’s why we’re all here. One of his henchmen or whatever are supposed to be here soon to go over the details.
Shut up and let him talk.
Well, I’ll sure as hell clap for that. He’d better pay fucking well.
Look, it doesn’t matter who it is that that pile of sludge sends. What matters is if we accept it or not. How the hell are they thinking that they can send the bunch of us to break into the most secure building in the damn Underdwelth?
It’s probably Rake
Even if we did it wouldn’t matter, it’d just get rigged for Zalgo to win anyway.
I…does he even have teeth?
Calm down BRVR, I’m sure the apple will elaborate.
Is he completely mad?!
You mean…The Book of Interdimensional and Tulpaeic Creationism? I thought that thing was lost ages ago.
Well, it sounds like a loaf of bread that someone baked a cat into.
How much longer do we have to listen to this?
Can I steal his teeth?
God damn you too you lying sack of shit.
Suicide Mission? Nah, just a highly dangerous task that will probably cost your lives if you’re lucky and end you up on the wrong side of the Manor if you’re not.
What are you gonna do about it? Give me a kid’s show on Disney Jr?
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