Darker than Humor (Darker than Black Abridged)

Darker than Humor (Darker than Black Abridged)

Project Overview

please have:


a good mic

skype/email


a quiet room so no sound may disrupt the recording


a way to record yourself and able to send it to me


If you have these things I thank you for your time

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Luc
open
Unpaid

Makes everything sexual. His comments, and how he words phrases are all accidental sexual comments. His voice should be smooth as butter and deep.

  • You need help? I've got some invisible chains with me.

  • Let me just nip off the tip... Hope that makes you feel better.

  • I hope I didn't make you wet.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mai's mom (doesn't have a name)
open
Unpaid

Soft and caring, but she is where Mai gets her clutsiness and ditziness from.

  • (short laugh) Oh darling you're so adorable.

  • (calling out) Mai, don't wander too far, if you set anything on fire again, you'll be forced to sit in the corner and think upon what you've done wrong.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kozo Tahara
open
Unpaid

He's a very obnoxiously loud man that is also very depressed and tends to keep to himself. He is also the father of Mai.

  • (yelling) I told you to stay out of trouble and you do exactly the opposite of that! You're setting shit on fire in alleys now?!

  • (soft voiced and a little sad) Our daughter was always a little shit, but she never hurt anyone, not until she became a contractor. I tried to fix her, but I only made matters worse.

  • (Loud) HEY YOU! You with the constipated look on your face. If you have a driver's license I need you to take me and pick up my daughter!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Wei Zhijun
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: growingchromosome

He's edgy AF but also very poetic. His voice should be a little deep but always sounds like he's either constipated/depressed.

  • The winds exceed time
    The screams of dying children

    I thirst for your blood

  • I cut myself over and over but instead of dying I grow stronger.... Am I Goku?

  • You think you're sharper than I? Perhaps... But are you sharper than this blade in my arm?!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
School Board
open
Unpaid

These parts can be given to any three people, the school board is very intense and enraged that Mai has started to set things on fire for no apparent reason

  • You can't even fathom the dishonor you have brought to this school, setting objects on fire, lying to the police, 

  • You're a deliquient! You should be lucky that you're not thrown in jail for all that you've done!

  • (softer) Now, Mr. Tahara, we will over look this small matter if you make sure you're daughter behaves more proper like a sterotypical japanese girl should.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Yuka
open
Unpaid

Yuka is your average white girl. Nough said

  • HEY GURL! You don't sound so good, a nice shot of pumpkin spice will cheer you RIGHT up!

  • OMG like I can't belive that your family has their own chauffeur, and he is HOT!

  • HEY! Like I had THE best idea EVER. Why don't you come over to my place and we can have a party, and maybe invite a couple of other people over!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mai Kashiwagi
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Mai is a smartass. She tends to say the first thing that comes to her mind and is a very emotional person. At times she can be ditzy at times. But there's a part of her that is very dark

  • (angry)Who do you think you are? Is my father paying you to follow me and if so you can tell him to suck a big one!

  • (excited) WOW! This place is amazing! Too bad what we're doing is totally illegal.

  • (dark and scary)  There's only one song that really gets me. (whisper) Would you like to know what it is?

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