VIDEO EDITOR NEEDED (URGENT)
guys blease audition to be a video editor i just need like 3 people bleeeeeeeease
Pure chaos in a series.
This is a Parody DANGANRONPA project called Dang It Grandpa. Itll have 5 chapters, 10 episodes per chapter. Its fun, its ridiculous, and its a nice break from Project Wilco Mayday for me (shameless plug), so audition if you just wanna make some BUUUUULLSHIIIIIT π£βΌοΈπ₯
Rules for auditioning:
1) Age for this project is 17+ and that is STRICT. Honesty is the best policy bruh
2) Having a discord is not required but is highly encouraged, as that will most likely be our main form of communication
3) Please submit in either AABBCC, ABCABC, or AAABBBCCC format. But if you lowk dont give a fuck then ABC is also fine
4) Any mic quality is acceptable. Whether its a RΓDE or a 2 dollar mic you found off the street, anything is fair game. As long as i can understand you a little bit, youre golden.
5) Feel free to adlib. This is literally not serious at all, so if you wanna add something, go ahead
6) NO AI. NONE AT ALL. This project isnt serious, but that doesnt mean we get to destroy the environment. No AI. Im serious.
7) Every role is open gendered. Masc, femme, androgynous, i dont care. As long as its funny, you're golden.
8) HAVE FUN!! If you have any questions, you can reach out to me on discord, twitter and instagram at dont_krash_
guys blease audition to be a video editor i just need like 3 people bleeeeeeeease
Hello,
I've come to inform you that Camp- the director, writer and artist for this project- has been outed as a chud loser. Not to worry, because I- Bivouac- will be continuing in their place.
I know this is a new adjustment, and it will take some time to get used to, but as Camp's brothers uncles cousins step fathers cats hiking buddy from 1999, I can assure you that no one else knows this project better than I do.
APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHA WOW I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALL FELL FOR THAT anyway unfortunately dang it grandpa is going to be continuing production and scripts are being written as we speak mkay dont die dont go bald
Small update
I've decided that I will officially be casting 3 seperate people to be the ultimate voice actor
Thats all
Continue being silly dont let anyone ruin ur sparkle dont die dont go bald mkay love yall
Yall wha tthe fuck wym 300+ auditions and this has been out for like??? a week maybe??? The urge for silliness cannot be unmatched, hell yea, thank yall for auditioning.
Second, I realized 50 episodes on the side is way too much. Dang It Grandpa will be getting a prologue and 2 chapters at MOST. I dont want this project to slowly become unfunny. So like... Yeah. I feel like thatll help keep it fresh :)
If this ever changes, ill let yall know
Also, yall are funny as hell. Keep it coming ππββοΈ
I saw a lot of people ask what Voguing noises are
Look up voguing
make those noises
dont take it too seriously, yall got this nods at you heh
They're the only normal person here. Maybe a little... Too normal.
You're... Probably wondering how I got here. That's not important hahahaha HI I'm the Ultimate Protagonist
What!?!?!? Are you telling me that you're telling them that you done did the thing that you did????!?!?! JEEPERS
NO, THATS WRONG. ...(bewildered) holy... how did i-... where did that come from, I- what??
HUH??? WHAAAT?? Speak up shonny i didnt hear ya. ... WHAAAAAT????
when I was your age i played tiddly winks and drank root beer by the sunset... ahhh the good ol days...
STOP TRYING TO KILL ME BOY... i got arthritis... in ma JOINTS...
A blonde on their left hand, a red head on their right, somehow they get all the hoes and yet they are the most bitchless, loserpilled asshole you can think of
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A HUMONGOUS ASS-... sorry. In my country, that's how we say hello. ...Yeah I'm from Connecticut, what about it?
SHUT UP. PROTAAAAAAAAG. SILENCE FROM YOU. YOU'RE CUT OFF. FROM TALKING.
did you just see the way their hands grazed each other??? ohhh theyre gonna get BIZZAYYYY
oooo heheheheh im so shneakayyyy im the snealiest little guy out there oo yea oo yea oo yeahhhh
Yoink! HA. You just got stolen from, LOSER.
Mmm... they dont know... they dont know about my EVIL scheme... which is EVIL... and a SCHEME...
You translate for the Great Microwave
Oh, yeah! Uh... I dont really have a name? I just translate for the man of the hour Microwave. Say Hi, Microwave!!
I dont *worship* the microwave... the microwave is just love... the microwave is just life...
HOW *DARE* YOU ACCUSE THE GREAT MICROWAVE OF SUCH DEPLORABLE ACTS. APOLOGIZE. *NOW.*
This isnt even a role what're you talking about
ummmm noooo? I dont have an ultimate, what're you talking about? Ultimates arent real.
This isnt even an audition what're you talking about? Fourth walls dont exist
What? ...uh nuh uh no i didnt kill that guy mm mm nope nuh uhhhh noooooo
This one should sound the most natural. Like you're actually talking
I DID 30 FUCKING AUDITIONS YESTERDAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ALL GOT DISMISSED??? FUCK.
Guys I know someone just died but look- look at this casting call. What do you MEAN 0/29 roles are open??? THE DEADLINE IS IN *2 YEARS.*
Im ok with not being paid but this. This does it for me. I quit my job, I sound proofed my room- dude, I bought a RΓDE for this. WHAT THE FUCK.
Labubu!!!! Labubu labubu!!! >v<
I speak fluent labubu, yeah!! Its actually my first language!!
I LOOOOOVE dubai chocolate and micro trends... why do you ask?
yeah.. heh... names-... Actually the creator of this Casting Call hasnt made aname for me yet... so just insert the coolest name you can think of... yeahhhhhhhh....
leans against the way... pulls out a cigarette... takes a looooong drag from that cigarette.... yeah... i go to sleep past my bed time...
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SUNGLASSES STEVEN I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE (hysterically crying)
its another great day of saving the beeeeees -v-
Relaaaax, take a chill pill. Its ok. We're aaaaall gonna be ok.
Am I genuinely, actually the only normal person here? Protag doesnt count, theyre actively tweaking in the corner.
psssssst... can i tell you a secret.... im actually sending 50 trillion bees to your address right now... *start running...*
Hooooly shit im drunk... sorry im-.. ouuuuu im drunk...
where is the whiskey where is the whiskey where is the whiskey where is the whiskey where is the whiskey whERE IS THE-
(sobbing) youre all my friends and I love you so much... you're my bestest ever friends and-... and i *love you guys...*
Im an ultimate? Oh, sweet! Whats my talent? (checks email) ...Aw dude what the fu- thats not even a talent! Im just gay!
All i wanna do is go home PLEEEEEASE. IM NOT EVEN A REAL ULTIMATE IM JUST SOME GUY.
Damn these eggs are lowkey kinda good... No, Jennifer, theyre not a *slay* theyre just *good.*
yummy yum yum ouuuuuu do they LOVE eating hair!!
Hey, I love your hair! It looks so... soft... and crunchy... mind if i just... take a closer look..?
Im bald because im hungry.
WIGS!?!?!?! ...I might need to be alone for a second...
Hey im the Ultimate Bad Bitch. I have 9 inch heels and I support human rights. Nyyyyeah
Oo fuck it up white boy yuhh dont stop get it get i-.. n...no... no not like that- oh- oh god- ive never seen someone fuck it up like that before- oh god- oh *fuck-*
(voguing noises)
bro is NAWT nagito komaeda ππ
Nyuh... heh... yeah... sorry... how could a worthless piece of trash like me stall when introducing themselves..? My name is Nagito Komaeda.. Im the umtimate lucky stude-... (drop the voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT SOUND LIKE HIM????
hJamie... I neeed hajime hinata... hes my hope... I have to get back to my *hope...*
(maniacal laugh)
(like a disney sitcom) Ok guys, just because I murder people for a living, doesnt mean I murdered THIS person...
Oooops! Myyyy bad!! The knife slipped. I didnt mean it, I'm just a little guy :(((
DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK I HATE YOU WITH EVERY BONE IN MY FUCK8NG BODY
I am not freddy fazbear stop CALLING ME THAT
Youre all gonna kill each other whether you like it or not.
Lets give it EEEEEVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!! IIIIIIII- ...fuck it bro, just cut to the chase
ACCEPTING 3 VIDEO EDITORS :')
Its weird. Im a scriptwriter, an artist, an audio mixer, i dapple in foley, but dear GOD for the life of me i CANNOT like video editing. I just cant.
THATS WHERE YALL COME IN!!!
Its an unserious project, but the videos still need to be edited. Putting pictures to the words and makin em move n junk. A lot of visual inspo for this project comes from Sr Pelo's Stocktales ( https://youtu.be/WXIoWp92ux8?si=V2O55LlyBdRoE81L ), but everything else is up to you!! As long as its funny and sticks to the script at least a little, its fair game.
Please provide at least 3 videos youre most proud of. Optionally, send in a picture of uhhh a puppy!! why not. i like seeing peoples pets. sending in a pet picture wont increase ur chances of being picked, but like. cmon. cmooooooon π₯Ί
*Say something you think would fit*