Synopsis: The town of Novak is filled with fae, magic, and secrets. Two teens must learn to fight through hardships like any other high schooler, while also navigating the strict laws of their society and culture. Luckily they have each others backs no matter what.
Creator note: this series is an independent fiction podcast project,
You can email me (which i guess i cant give out for some reason, anyway, message me for details, we'll exchage emails like you know, normal ppl do) Or you can find me on Instagram (again Message me, somehow), where you can dm me with any questions you might have about this project of mine. I hope you will consider auditioning, we plan to put this up on Podomatic's hosting site and then possibly submit to spotify once we have an appropriate amount of backlog for our episodes for Season 1 of Chaotic idiots.
note: anyone under the age of 18 and above, will not be hired, this series deals with disability representation of those on the Autism spectrum, as well as varying depictions of mental health struggles such as depression, anxiety, PTSD, etc. As well as discussions of emotional manipulation, Toxicity within a family unit, and other serious topics. While this series does have moments of fun and light heartedness, it is a coming of age fantasy & family drama that will, as the series goes forward, get more and more serious. Meaning, you must have A degree of maturity in order to be apart of this series.
Creator note 2: I have gotten quite a few questions about Accents. To explain, the only characters who really need accents are the adults and Gwyther Roth-Stone. The "accents" are only there as a point of reference for where these characters come from, I.e Callum is Romanian but born in a town set in the mortal world. So while he may have A touch of the accent, his would be very slight, in comparison to say, Malachi Faust. Malachi, who is Romanian, has a Romanian accent, because he was born And raised in the fey homelands. This applies to all teens except for again as follows: Gwyther. As well as Levi and Elian who were children during the end of the war in Tir Na Noc.
Creator note 3: this project does not use discord to communicate! Emails (gmail preferred) or social media DMs only! Thank you.
creator note 4: For future casting: Due to the amount of characters there are, I may need voice actors to be double or tripple casted for this project. If that is impossible for you to do, for whatever reason, please audition for one character only in this case.
Creator note 5: IMPORTANT! this project is completely ZERO BUDGET. its an Independent project, it is non Union work, anyone who auditions for future castings must be ok with not being financially compensated for their services.
This character is on the Autism Spectrum, please leave any questions Below.
Adair is the happiest kid you'd ever meet, innocent, a little naive, and deeply trusting of others, he is often looked after by those In his friend group. He's sweet, deeply caring, and kind.
Can I come, jacob? I wanna collect shells! *happy/joyful*
Hey, I gotta head on home. You ok, jacob? *concerned*
Me? What do you need me for? *worried/stuttering*
Like his companion and best friend, Elian, Levi has had his fair share of traumatic
Experiences. After barely escaping the homelands with Elian,
The two of them became like family, able to help each other through their darkest of days,
Including being tossed around from foster home to foster home and the price of survivors guilt, as both Levi and Elian are the last of their respective species.
note: Levi suffers from PTSD, but he takes everything in stride. His voice is similar to that of an optimistic anime protagonist, think Sora from Kingdom hearts.
His age is 18.
His fey type is a WereLeopard
Hey, how's that song coming along?
Ive put on tea and made little muffins! *overjoyed*
Note: Levi is passionate about cooking.
Oh yeah, hey Elian, lets go to the mall and window shop! *excited*
Due to his congenital heart condition, Gwyther has spent the majority of his young life in and out of hospitals. Because of how fragile his body is, Gwyther is unable to physically walk and utilizes a wheelchair.
He has suffered from isolation and depression, until he met Adair Pierce, who has become like a little brother to him.
Note: Gwyther has a London accent
His fae type is a: Hell-Hound
Hey Ace! Come here boy! Whose my good boy! *happy, petting his dog, Ace*
Wait for me! I can only go so fast in this thing! *trying to catch up to his friends*
I was always afraid I'd wake up in a hospital.... And often times. I almost always did. *sad*
Note on his language: Malachi speaks English and has a Romanian accent.
This is an English podcast. please audition in English.
Bio: Malachi faust is a vampire of calm temperance, he has a long fuse and rarely, if ever, lets his anger get the best of him.
He is the father to Erebus and Jacob Faust and the husband of Calista Faust. He works as a social worker in the foster system, and has a seat on the council of the town of Novak.
He enjoys his family and loves them deeply,
He also has a deep fatherly fondness for Leroy Anderson, and thinks of the boy as a second son.
Note: no cliche Transylvanian accents.
Good morning son, breakfast is ready.
Oh goodness... You're soaked to the bone, little one! *concerned*
Today was considerably more stressful than I'd hoped....
*tense*
Like her husband, Calista speaks Romanian and English, please audition in English.
No cliche Transylvania accent, please.
Calista Faust was once a woman of importance, but these days she spends her time raising her son, Jacob, into A young man with values of kindness, hard work, compassion, and love.
She is a gentle woman, a warrior who fights with words of intelligence and compassion rather than swords.
Her work is that of a stay at home mom, raising her kids.
Sometimes we wish we could fix it all, but... The best you can do, is show your love to the ones who are hurting. *wise, gentle*
Oh, don't ever think that, my son, you're kindness can do wonders, just don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Erebus Faust is Jacob's half brother, from Malachi's previous marriage. Sent away to a boarding school for troubled fey in London, Erebus is what's known as a nightmare/vampire hybrid, and has the ability to siphon and trap others in their darkest fears with his powers.
He has a deep seated hate towards Jacob as he believes Jacob stole his father's affections from him when they were younger.
Voice/attitude: think Vanitas from Kingdom hearts.
His age is early 20's.
Don't mess with, Me little brother! I've been known to be...
Overzealous. *sinister, threatening*
*laughs* Are you bearing your fangs at me? How cute. *mocking*
here's what your gonna do, you are gonna take a sip from that little guppy, or i'll break him. *cocky*
Ember Fino is a student at Magmell Academy, and one of Leroy's friends, although they're not close, Ember is a shy and quiet dragon whose experienced a lot of bullying at the school. he likes his art classes and enjoys painting and sketching.
...you think i'm cool? Nobody's ever said that to me before. *shy*
er... I'm a dragon.... People tend to be afraid. So... Why aren't you? *skeptical*
You wanna hang out with me? Really... I... Well, sure! Here, lemme give you my number.
Callum Auberon is a rich aristocratic vampire who wears Angel brand clothes, and attends Magmell Academy, he was formerly best friends with Jacob Faust as a kid, until he was sent abroad to study in London. Now back in His home of Novak, Callum is spoiled, snobbish, and acts like he owns the school hallways. Callum is flirtatious, a smooth talker, and a heart breaker. He is not to be trusted.
Voice attitude: think Tamiki from Ouran but less endearing and way more Arrogant in a legit rude manner.
Hello, love. Don't you look stunning today, what say you and I chill this Friday night? *flirty*
Oh, look at these rags, where did you buy those at? The shop on the corner of Newberg? So tattered and worn... You look like such a poor rat. *demeaning*
Sirius Auberon (not related to Callum) is a 371 year old pure blood Nightmare, a former mage in the war for Tir na Noc, and a court physician in the vampire kingdom. after being put into an eternal slumber, he wakes in a world without his friend and companion, Edgar. Now alone and suffering from that loneliness, Sirius works in the political scene, and longs for vengeance against those who hurt Edgar.
Milord, are you alright? Forgive me, I cast a spell to combat the darkness. *worried*
Edgar, you cannot think like that! Do not give into that fiend. *trying to convince his friend to be rational*
I'm sorry.... I didn't want it to come to this, but if its him or you, I stand by my king! *about to fight unknown enemies*
Hazel Anderson is leroy's twin sister, she's the brains of the two but even though she likes to use logic in most situations, Hazel is always there to look out for and support her brother, even under difficult circumstances.
She is kind, logical, compassionate, and thoughtful. If she's not out doing extra curricular activities or hanging with her Elf boyfriend, Kei, she's usually found studying at the Library.
Hey, how's it going....? Its been awhile, leroy. *somber*
School is... Great. I'm studying hard... After all its only two years till college. *quiet/sad*
I Love you, little brother.
The son of a famous fashion designer, vex ingram is a teenage incubi who tries to be intimidating to those he meets but is instead often embarrassed by his father's flamboyant nature.
Voice attitude: think Jacob Frye from AC or Vex from Lost Girl.
Hello Darling! And why have you come to incubi Alley?
Your trespassing, and that *pause* will cost you, dear.
*mocking laughter* ooh! So what did you think, you'd just waltz in and graffiti a wall, eh? Seems more like you've made quite the muck of things instead!
The angel brand fashion Designer Wren Ingram, is an incubi not to be crossed, though he owns a massive clothing company and is a well known figure within Novak, he is still a dark fae and dangerous too. However, it is possible that father hood has made his a touch mellow.
Son, I can't help it, I am an Incubbi after all.
Hmph. Thanks for the wall decoration.... This'll take all day to clean up, boy! *angry*
i'm getting soft.... Bloody hell.
Nora rose is a kind young lady who attends Magmell's sister school, an all girl's high school called Mistville. She's quiet and soft spoken, she loves tea, classic novels, classical music, and enjoys helping anyone out who is struggling. She isn't afraid to lend a helping hand to those in need, and is positively optimistic. She's incredibly sweet on Gwyther Roth-Stone, and does not see his disability as a hindrance.
I see you have a copy of the Time Machine! Wasn't H.G. wells just a genius? *enthusiastic*
I think my favorite tea is vanilla chai. Its just nice to sip some tea and read a book Sometimes. I'm always swamped with school work so.... *casual*
I think you're wonderful, and... And handsome too. If that's not awkward to say. *complimenting/kind*
Looking for anyone who can help to create a musical ambiance with similar vibes to the soundtrack of the anime, Given. However, please be aware this is an independent project and we are unable to compensate you financially.
Say something you think would fit
Note: the character of Leonidas Anderson is a point of stress for one of the main protagonists, he is practically villain status, a toxic parent. Be aware of this when auditioning.
A man who lost his wife and took his anger out on his son in a not so nice verbal manner.
Feckless child! Look what you made me do! *anger*
Leroy, you stupid stupid little boy! Come here right now! *furious*
BellaMira Faust is Jacob's grandmama and the mother of Malachi and Eren Faust, the mother in law to Calista. She is a kind elderly woman who is wise, a great cook, loving, and will probably shower you in love and affection. She cares deeply for her family and treats Leroy And all of jacob's friends as an extension of her own family.
Iacob, could you help grandmama with dinner?
Leroy, you're always welcome in our home! *happy*
My son was a brave soldier... he risked everything to protect his family. Perhaps it not too late to save him.
Emrys Fino is Ember's older brother, hes incredibly protective of his sibling, and doesn't take kindly to those who are mean. As a dark fae dragon, he is used to being feared so he leans into the role of acting threatening and scary, rather than trying to make friends. Leroy and Co are the first to ever be welcoming towards Emrys, baffling him.
Are you bullying my brother?! *protective* YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! START RUNNING, JERKS!
Hey, kid *threatening* have you ever wanted to see a dragon breathe fire? Cause i'm about to light you up if you don't LEAVE US ALONE! *gets loud and angry*
You think i'm... Awesome? ...gonna be honest, I didn't think a light fey would say that to a guy like me. *astonished/surprised*
Eris Anderson is the mother of leroy and Hazel, while she is passed away in the series, Leroy has vague memories of his mother. She is an important figure in this character's story.
*sung*
Gentle winds, hear my plea,
There's a voice, calling
Deep within this storm there's peace.
Just look for light,
All hope is bright.
I am so proud of you, Leroy. Never forget, I will forever love you, even if I cannot be there to watch you grow. *sweet/loving*
Reins is Vex's younger sister, she's cunning, sly, crude, and not afraid to get her hands dirty. She often demeans her brother with quick witty and rude jabs, she's a punk/gothic girl with attitude, but not cocky or brash. While appearing chaotic, Reina is incredibly strategic.
Examples for voice attitude: Azula ATLA & Chloe Price for that punk side of things.
Well, well look what the banshee dragged in, a little light fae!
I do so enjoy a nice game of guppy hunt! *sinister*
brother, you couldn't catch a mouse if you had it cornered. *scoffs* And dad says you have brains? *demeaning*
This jacket is real leather! Angel leather! Now you'd best hope I can get this mess out of it! *anger*
Kirian Roth-Stone used to be a swashbuckling pirate and human back in the 1500's, until one day he slipped into the world of the fey and fell in love with the princess of the Cwn Anwyn, Caitrin. Because of Kirian's experience at sea, he was able to help save many fey when their homeland was destroyed. In return for his bravery. Kirian was given the gift of the hell-wolf, and allowed to live with his beloved for eternity.
His sons are Gwyther and Edwin Roth-Stone.
Did I ever tell you kids about the time I once got into A duel with o'l blackbeard himself? It was a wild night *feel free to improv here but keep it PG*
I met your mother during a storm on the seas, thought I was losing my mind! But gods she was a pretty lass, still is. *fondly reminiscent*
Caitrin Roth-Stone is a regal noblewoman, born into A family of royalty, her people fought alongside the vampires in the war for Tir Na Noc, and took part in the extinction of the werelepoards. While in her youth, her duties were to her people, Catrin's only goal is to maintain her youngest son's health through doctor appointments and physical therapy.
I think this Christmas has been wonderful. *happy*
Kirian boasts much of his adventures, it was quite the era when I met him though. A lot of bad... But, some good too.
Mari Nelson is Leroy's foster mom and she's not a kind woman. In fact she's completely and utterly toxic, she tends to show favoritism towards Hazel, Leroy's sister, and often times gaslight's and is incredibly rude to Leroy, making him feel as if he is responsible for coping an attitude at the most basic of questions.
I can't pick you up today, alright? You're old enough to walk home by yourself, Leroy. Now, I have errands to run. *annoyed*
i haven't done anything! It's that disrespectful brat! he's constantly a trouble maker, he's manipulative and ungrateful! Always a poor pity me, boo hoo! *complaining* grow up for once!
Why don't you look at me when you speak, or is there something mentally wrong with you? *rude/demeaning*
Eren is Jacob's uncle and Malachi's second oldest brother, he's a private investigator and deals with making sure that everything is running smoothly amongst the light and dark fey. He can often be found patrolling incubbi alley, often finding trouble in Novak's lesser rookery part of the town.
Voice: rough, gruff. Think like Bigby Wolf from Fables/The Wolf Among Us.
I looked into the Nelson's as you asked..., Malachi. Get that boy and his sister, out of there. They should have never been put in their care.
Ma'am, I'm a private investigator, THIS. is my job, and you've broken the law.
light fey, dark fey, doesn't matter, anyone can be bad, labels are a sorry excuse, ma'am! now, For lady red's sake! The rules be damned! Give us Guardianship of those kids! At least we'll make sure they are loved and protected, as it's quite obvious there are some bad apples amongst the light fae.
One of the barista's at the Kawaiii Coffee shop, in the town of Novak. She is a pixie with an upbeat attitude.
Good afternoon, what can I get for all of you today? *cheerful*
Ok! So that'll be a Cinnamon mocha, one hot chocolate, a pumpkin latte and four vegan chocolate Chip cookies.
here's your Order, that'll be $10.24, please.
Cedwyn Nelson is Mari's husband. While he has his moments of being cruel, he's milder
My wife and I haven't done anything! All we did was take a half breed child in! We raised that little monster, we gave him a home! *angry* and now you're telling us we're the bad guys?
I have too much paperwork to deal with you being weak and pathetic, Leroy. Why don't you muster up some courage and be a man for once. *demeaning*
Hazel, Im so proud of you! *showering her with affection*
Thank god out of the two of you, you've got some brains.
Note: this character was born deaf and uses his ability of telepathy (because he is a water Nixie fey) to communicate with his peers.
Lukas is a kind individual who was born deaf and struggles with communication due to complications during birth. However, even though he cannot verbally express himself, he has other ways of getting his point across with technology and telepathy. As a fey belonging to the sea, Lukas uses his telepathic speech to "speak" with his friends through his thoughts.
He is bright, cheery, and loves any moment he gets to be with the people who love him the most.
*thoughts* Jacob looks so sad...., I hope he's ok.
I'd better make sure.... He seems like he's ready to cry.
*telepathic speech*: i'm glad I have you... You don't look at me
Or treat me any different. I'm just like you, after all....
I may have my own problems and maybe I feel...
Alone. *sad* but i'm unique, right?
*protecting Jacob* STAY AWAY FROM HIM! *telepathic speech*
*uses his powers of water manipulation to attack an unknown enemy*
Leroy, get JACOB out of here!
The world of chaotic idiots is vast, Please help me fill it out with teachers, baristas, bullies, extra students, waiters, librarians, that random dude you meet at a coffee shop, bartenders, and more. For accents, please stick to Welsh, British, Irish, Romanian, or Scottish as most of the lore and characters are based on folklore from Europe/england/Wales/Ireland/Scotland.
Also, be creative, have fun, and keep the job, G rated!
Say anything you think might fit.
Adrianna pierce is A Maven, a fey who has control of all elements of nature. She is A queen and A mother to Adair Pierce, and the wife of Anurian Pierce. Adrianna is A wise leader, similar in attitude and vocal tone to Aayla Secura of Star wars the clone wars, she is soft spoken, a seasoned warrior, while also being gentle and motherly.
*somber,serious* I once met the mad King... He was a kind man back during the war. He respected culture and people... But once the darkness took him... He changed.
My son speaks wisely, we are fools to challenge fate's plans, but Novak is our home, and we must protect it, foolhardy or not! *giving an inspirational speech*
My husband speaks truths, and all of you would be wise to heed his counsel. We fought worse beings than mere vampires back during the Maven's wars with the gods.
The ex wife of Wren Ingram, Minerva is A cunning succubi who comes into the spotlight for season 2. Like her husband and children, she is by lore, bisexual. Though it is unknown if she has a partner or not. In terms of personality, Minerva is like her daughter, Reina, sarcastic, witty, cruel, gothic, rough around the edges, and above all a tough woman, unlike the softer females, Minerva was an assassin back in the old days. She is as dangerous as she is efficient.
Milord, My army of succubi are at your command, we will crush the rebellion of your brother's and reclaim the world of Novak! *determined*
*sarcastic* ah, dear ex-husband of mine. How fares life in the slums of Eben? (Pronounced EB-en)
We aren't those hags! we're warriors! And we're just as capable as any bloody sanguine witches you command, Victor! *anger*
The nightmares are a beautiful people from the unknown lands of Tir na noc. their powers are known to have effects on people's emotional state, as well as psychological manipulation of the mind through dreams. Catalina is A female Variant of the nightmare fey, she and many others come in varying appearances and power types. Catalina's is the ability to make anyone fall in love with her through her touch, she is also strong in dark magic, and A powerful enemy.
I am at your service, king Edgar, the nightmares have been awaiting your return and at last, here you are, to bring about our era of darkness. *pledging allegiance to the King, devoted*
Your grace; Prince Jacob, I present to you a little worm who thought he could slip past our guards! *has taken a main character prisoner* Now, shall I punish him? What does his royal Highness wish for?
I AM CATALINA ALYWN and You! SHALL DIE AT MY HANDS! *fighting rebel forces*
Barnabus Faust is the father of Edgar, Malachi, and Eren Faust, the husband of BellaMira, and the grandfather of Jacob Faust. He was formerly the King of vampires, though he is seen as a tyrant by many and feared. He fought in many wars and is incredibly strict and cruel towards his eldest son, Edgar. While in public appearances he tries to maintain a composed demeanor, behind closed doors he is toxic and cold hearted. He is also not a vampire but is instead a nightmare fey, with powers of psychological manipulation. though due to his appearance he can pass for being a Vampire.
Examples of voices and attitudes: Judge Frollo, Tywin Lanister, Alfred from the Gotham tv show.
*anger towards eldest son* IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU BOY?! You IGNORANT CHILD! YOU'RE A PRINCE, DAMN IT! You ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A DEPICTION OF SOPHISTICATION!
This will teach you to make a MUCK OF THINGS! *yelling*
You're worthless! If only it wasn't you who were to be king after I! I swear I'd put Malachi on the throne or Eren for that matter! But you... Gods help us when you sit on the throne you FECKLESS BLOODY CHILD!
Cirian "pronounced SEER-IAN" is a divine oracle fey who's job is to keep the balance of time fate in order, otherwise he's basically out of a job if the tides of fate are interrupted or changed by forbidden magic.\
voice notes: must sound youthful/energetic but also wise, think like sora from kingdom hearts two or natsu from fairytale.
*cheerful* hey, my name's Cirian! You're Leroy right?
*Calm* do you see these tangles? These are the tapestries of fate! Woven together so intricately... and it's my job to keep billions and billions of fey on the path of their destined fate.
i know, you messed up a bit, but you can still fix the mistake. Balance can be restored, though the cost of it will be heavy.
