Battle For… A Thing!
Project Overview
Battle For… A Thing! is an object show, which is basically where some guy takes some sentient objects and makes them participate in challenges. I saw a lot of these and figured they take things way too seriously, so I decided to parody this in my show by making it comedic and non-serious (obviously the production side of it WILL be taken seriously). If you’re interested, please consider auditioning! :]
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Camera is the cameraman for Battle For… A Thing! He mostly just goes with the flow on most things. Looking for a deep pitched voice with no specific accent. You’ll need to be good at saying things rather casually and sometimes unemotionally
- english
- male adult
- male young adult
*questioning* Well can’t you just like… use your uh… magic power stuff to like… I dunno, do somethi-
*casually* Oh… they crashed by the way… I don’t think uh… I don’t think Nokia will be alright with me showing that though…
*offended* Oh come on! I’ve been here the whole time!
Hand Mirror can be cooperative, but most of the time, she acts very snobbish and stuck-up, making her rather disliked and difficult to talk to. Voice wise, I’m not too bothered about pitch. She must sound very posh with a preferable British accent.
- english
- british
- female adult
- female young adult
*annoyed* Oh my goodness, will you stop!? That damn sound you’re making is so annoying!
*snobbishly* Pffft! Even if I did want to help you, where the devil would I get a violin fro-
*shocked/traumatised* Is… is he dead orrr…?
Sweetcorn is very knowledgeable and strategic. He often knows the solutions to the most of the challenges, and often tries helping out his teammates. Voice wise, he should sound rather deep with an American country accent.
- male adult
- general american southern
The names Sweetcorn.
*thinking* I think if we’re wanting to win, it’d be best if we did some sorta… big performance that showed off all our talents at once.
The drifty fella hasn’t been given an instrument yet…
Car is very simple-minded, and enjoys zooming around everyone whilst saying "Nyaom!" Voice wise, I’m looking for something that’s mid-high pitched with no specific accent. Must sound very enthusiastic!
- female teen
- female young adult
*excitedly* Nyaom!
*giddily* Nyaom! Wassup? Nyaom!
*giddily* *chuckles* Nope! Nyaom!
Lighter is incredibly dead inside and often acts very fed up of everything. She has an extreme hatred towards annoying people, and a tendency to get angry. When she gets angry, a flame ignites from her head. Voice wise, I’m looking for a female voice with a deep pitch, and maybe a little rasp. You must be able to shout and get very angry. No specific accent
- female young adult
- female adult
*dismissive* *sighs* We’re gonna need more than that…
*fed up* *sighs* We’re not… we’re not doing this right now.
*irritated* What did you just call me!?
Baseball Bat is very strong, but isn’t very smart, and doesn’t really think about things before doing them or saying them. He also just does whatever anyone tells him to. Voice wise, I’m looking for something on the deeper side, no specific accent.
- english
- male adult
- male young adult
*suggesting* Uh… my… my heads pretty strong…
*casually* Yeah yeah, I’ll go uh… push him over here.
Oh yeah!… but uh… what’s that got to do with anythi-
Triangle is very small and terrified and of basically everything. Voice wise, I’m looking for a male VA with a mid-high pitch. You must be able to fake cry, scream and shout. No specific accent
- english
- male teen
- male young adult
*scared* So uhh… what… what happens to the team that loses? Do we… a- all die?
*nervously* Uh guys… Egg Timer’s still over there…
*terrified/tearily* *shouting* OH NO!
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