Any auditions?
This is gonna be a hilarious game, and I want people to join.
A video game in which the player tries to sabotoge production of the Barney and Friends TV show. Definitely not for kids, and definitely not endorsed by PBS.
This is gonna be a hilarious game, and I want people to join.
The female version of Luke, Luka is the girl player character.
Support your local anti-Barney organization!
Would you like to try this? It'll make you feel like Barney!
Hey, man. Hungry? Want some mushrooms? Here.
Baby Bop is Barney's "friend". Who knows what they do together?
My blankie! It's missing!
Oh goody!
Eeee!
A German boy on Barney's show.
What is that wire doing there?
A Chinese girl on Barney's show. She has a Filipino mother.
I couldn't sleep.
A Norwegian boy on Barney's show. Norwegian accent.
I won! Good game!
A British girl on Barney's show. British accent.
Can you please turn that music down?
A Dutch girl on Barney's show.
That was bad-tasting tea! Don't drink it.
A French boy on Barney's show.
What is this? Disgusting!
An Italian girl on Barney's show.
We can't let Barney find out about this!
A Scottish boy on Barney's show.
I'm not into that stuff.
A Spanish boy on Barney's show.
No thanks. I like myself fine.
A black girl on Barney's show.
No thanks, they look kind of bad.
A Japanese girl on Barney's show.
It's so hot outside. Let's go to the beach!
A Russian girl on Barney's show.
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A Greek boy on Barney's show. Greek accent.
Let's go to the fair instead.
A Jewish boy on Barney's show.
I don't like that funny cigarette.
A radical stoner anarchist. He knows that Barney's a demonic reptilian, and is ready to vent out his disgust at all of the problems of the world out on him.
Barney must be destroyed, all else is irrevelant!
Go to hell! Go to hell!
You are dead!
The main villain, Barney is a demon in disguise as a children's show host. Dopey Southern accent.
Hello again to all my friends, I'm glad you came to play!
Stuuuuupendous!
This should confuse the hell out of our new friend!
B.J. is Baby Bop's brother and wants to imagine. He likes to play basketball.
Can you teach me how to imagine?
Don't try that! Pot is very bad!
That's it! I am dead!
Riff is B.J.'s cousin. Requires a singing voice.
Let me sing you a song!
A sentient computer virus that helps the player out. Evil and hammy. (yes, I require ham) He's supposed to have a really deep ominous voice (he's from the Toonami TIE "Trapped in Hyperspace" so go watch that) so yeah Audacity comes in handy. Slight British accent.
I am Swayzak!
Good luck, "hero". Mwahahaha!
Observe!
A fortune teller. German or Russian accent.
This is your fortune!
Something terrible will happen!
A Korean girl on Barney's show.
My name is Jen!
A girl on Barney's show.
You must be insane!
I never go anywhere without my teddy!