Villian's Audio Comic

You white folk smell like lemon pledge with a hint of lime.

This certainly beats hanging out with them Freeman N*ggas.

Ya' know....now that I think 'bout it, why am I here?

I will crush you like a bug with my vast wealth.

Oh? Need I slam the entire United States military on your hippie-dippie foolery?

Freeze, you shall be my partner. Us bald folks should stick together, you know.?

What do you get when you dye a fox green?

And.....This just goes to prove how primitive all of you are, compared to me that is.

I'm going to sit this one out, if you don't mind. Physical work is much better suited for a primitive monkey like you.

All of you are beneath me!

This sorrowful cur really is making me livid.

I'd rather end my own life with my own hand, rather than work with you!

What the hell am I doing here?

Kakuzu, mind telling me why these heathens think they're better than lord Jashin?

See this, this is a three bladed scythe. This is used for hoeing grass and cutting *****es like an emo's wet dream.

Meanwhile in the hall of doom!

What will become of these fine villains? When will I finally get paid for this? Find out next week.....or, maybe not.

Look at it! It's like a lovely swan but coated with sweat, and throbbing veins!

Gentlemen! I bring you, nothing!

You fool! That will never work!

I have...uroboros!

Nice try Deathstroke, you're still too slow.

I'll do any kind of job as long as the money's good.

Yeah....uhh, Joker? I believe we have a problem.....

*Say something you think would fit*

Why must I be partnered with you?

Do not be so dim, Joker. We both know who is qualified for leader.

I'm sure my wife envies your current status.

But this was absolute hilarity! Why aren't you laughing?"

My dear Strokey, I do believe that you're going a bit over the edge...

Love is like a crowbar to the face *laughs devilishly* need I explain more?

Now this world shall know pain.

Almighty Push!

Touch Pain, see Pain, hear Pain, feel Pain, know Pain!

And this is why I'm better than you.

Am I the only villain here who has even the slightest clue of what's going on?

With my Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and the Rinnegan, I would be able to kill you instantly.

Mortals! I shall feast on your souls when we're finished here!

N-now you're just getting personal.....

I'm about six seconds away from making soul-parfetts out of you uppity mongoloids.

Feast on my soul? Well Doom invites you to try.

You know, Uchiha; Doom finds you acceptable.

Doom is the best and Doom shall be leader!

Deathstroke, what an....unpleasant surprise.

*Sighs* And this is the second biggest reason that's convinced me to hate men.

What wrong with that guy's hair?

Ah, so you think Rick James is the biggest threat to your couch?

I was born on a couch, molded by one, I hadn't gotten off the couch 'til I was but a man but by then it was nothing but EXHAUSTING!

Dude.....That's f*cked up.

What the f*ck did you just say to me?

I have obvious anger issues and I'm very loud!

Just try to touch this! I dare you, you untalented piece of human sh*t!

Am I supposed to care?

Well this is certainly not as fun as third impact....

You're now only a notch about my son to me.

You youngsters' got no game, G.

Homie, I slap the f*ck out of you with a coat hanger.

I've been doin' this villian MC sh*t since 1937. You can't touch this sonny.

Uhhhh....Do I really need to?

I'm uhhh....gonna leave now.

(Mocking Dr. Weird) Gentlemen, look. I'm going to pump Barbecue sauce into my body because I'm stupid.