1914 - A Hetalia Comic Dub
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(To Bosnia, after shooting Austria) DIDN'T YOU WANT FREEDOM!!? ... so this is the only way!! I don't care if it's a big sin... it's the only way...!!
(Sheepish, speaking to Russia) Austria wants my head... actually, not only the head, but my whole body... cut into small pieces...
(Begins neutral, but slowly breaks down with fear) And now I feel that I've sealed my destiny. I'm not relly proud of what I did... but now it's done! And now... now I... I DON'T WANT TO DIE!... I'm not an assassin. I'm not! But they get on my nerves, all those empires wanting my body... I'm so sick and sired of that... I... I need your help, Russia...!
(After Serbia shot Austria) But.. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? Why have you done this, brother!? Look what you...!
(While Serbia runs off after shooting Austria) Serbia... oh, brother... what you have done today... is gonna bring us nasty consequences...
(Sitting ready to sign the annexation treaty. He doesn't seem worried at all) Well... Austria is a good person... but I feel so sorry for big bro Turkey! I'm gonna miss him!
"Prussia, don't you remember? I'm going to annexate Bosnia! I'm completely sure that I told you about my decision."
(Frustrated) SERBIA, I'm sick of this quarrel! So, I ask you for the last time! Renounce to Bosnia by hook... (Suddenly grabs Serbia by the throat) OR CROOK!!!!
(Holding Serbia possessively under the chin) Look at me, you ungrateful child! I can still forget this misunderstanding and be merciful! But you must accept the annexation and be a good neighbor from now on... because you don't want me as your enemy, Serbia! You don't!
(With Serbia clinging to him for comfort; to his boss) Sure...! I... I wouldn't be a good Christian if I didn't, sir...!
(Shocked by Austria's outrageous demands of Serbia) WHAT! He wants his own police to investigate the crime in YOUR territory?! Definitively, you're right: he wants a war!
(Pointing a gun at his family during the 1905 revolution, mentally breaking down just below the surface. He should sound just slightly hysteric at the end.) Trust me, I know how you feel... because I feel exactly the same! You're right! Everything must change! And... I don't really want to make this... but... what else can I do? If you could at least understand how I feel... YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE YOURSELVES... I'm trying to save both my heart and soul. If I only knew how... if only I could change... (suddenly points the gun to his own head) But... I'm scared of the things I need... and I hate the things I keep.. so, everything shall stay exactly the same!!!
(Light, no malice) "And you will certainly help him, won't you?"
(Hint of worry) "The French and the English have suggested the Serbian government to accept as many terms of the ultimatum as possible. If the Austrians are satisfied, it is still possible to avoid a war."
(With Belarus holding a knife to his neck) Sure... who... who talked about national autonomy? Wasn't me! Ha... ha...
(Crushed in a "family hug") W-wait, I'm not part of your family... help... LATVIAAA!
(Overhearing Russia and Serbia) This sounds bad! Russia will surely support Serbia in a war against Austria!
(Thinking to himself) And I'm not sure if that would be a good decision. Lately, Russia's good behavior is quite unconscious. Though he tries to behave normally, Russia has not been the same since that day... you know what I'm talking about.
(Almost pitying) Russia is one of the strongest people I know... but even he would need some time... to get over something like that.
(Spaced out/bored) Sorry, I wasn't listening. You said somethin'?
(Just walking into the room) HELLOOO LOSERS! So, how do you do? What's the joke of the day!?
(Amused) So... it seems you are in real trouble, aren't you?
(Reacting to Prussia's loud-mouthed nature) Mein gott...
Nah, don't worry.
We'll let France solve it. He's Russia's Friend, right?
(Smug) Yay! And guess who's now completely independent from the Ottoman Empire? Exactly: me. The Great Bulgaria.
Well, that... I'll become greater once I've married "your" Macedonia, you know?
"Hm... Listen, about this annexation..."
(Angry) "SHUT UP CROATIA!"
"C'mon, friends! There's no need to be rude!"
"Stupid pretentious Hungary! Gimme back Transilvania!"
(Sarcastic) "Oh, really? And does Serbia know that?"
(Being pulled away by Turkey) WAIT, I DON'T WANT TO GO!
"Hey, Albania! Leave this Turkish loser and join us!"
Turkey, maybe it's not the best moment, but I'm not happy with you anymore...
(Nervous) Uh... maybe another day...
I tell you, France... I'm really sick about this stupid Bulkans!
(Angry, to Russia, slightly nervous but trying to cover it up with anger) NO! You made that stupid deal with Austria! Not me! So... DON'T LOOK AT ME! UNDERSTAND!? DON'T!
(Bitter) HMF...! We accept the stupid annexation, but first, be sure to put an end to that stupid quarrel with Serbia!
Yes, I know... but Russia has many interests on them and he's our ally! By the way, here he comes... just be polite, England.
Note: "Entente" is pronounced "on-taunt"
Hey, it's the Triple Entente! CIAO! 'Come stai'?
(Worried) Germany, maybe we should do something...
(Pouty) Austria fooled me too! Sorry, but I disagree with this annexation!
(Arguing with Bulgaria) What is that "Great Bulgaria"!? And how you dare to become independent!!?
(Angry) AUSTRIA! You supported Bulgaria's independence and you had no right to annex Bosnia... for this, I can't forgive you. I may be an ill man, but I'm still not dead! Nevertheless, I'm not foolish! If you compensate me... I will recognize Bosnia and Herzegovina as your possession.