The Disney 100 Fandub Project: Season 1

And on that note, how about we say goodnight to your father?

When I was little... my mother would sing a song about special river, called Ahtohallan... that was said to hold all the answers about the past, about what we are apart of.

(Sing a part of "All is Found"

I really feel quite happy now. I’m sure I’ll get along somehow. Everything’s going to be all right. But I do need a place to sleep at night. [Chuckling] I can’t sleep in the ground like you. Or in a tree the way you do. And I’m sure no nest would possibly be big enough for me. Maybe you know where I can stay. In the woods somewhere?

Well, once there was a princess. And she fell in love. [Sneezy: Was it hard to do?] Oh, it was very easy. Anyone could see that the prince was charming. The only one for me.

(Sing a part of "Someday My Prince Will Come")

Tut-tut, it looks like rain, Tut-tut, it looks like rain.

But, just a minute! You can't fool the bees that way.

Hmmm. Silly old bear.

Now, if you would ask me, I think it just a wee bit... No, no. North, dear.

No, Pooh. You don't eat them--- you smell them.

Oh my goodness! It's Piglet!

Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with. What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?

You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? (laughs) Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

You... are.... a... toy!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command. [pause] Star Command, come in. Do you read me? Why don't they answer?

Don't you all get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!! (hysterical laughter)

This isn't flying. This is falling -- with style!

Gotcha! A Buzz Lightyear?! No way!

Alright! Double prizes! Let's go home and...play. (sinister laugh)

Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe! Money, money, money!

You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tatertots. You saved the day again, Woody.

Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?

OK, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.

Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'II find him.

Everything the light touches. What about that shadowy place?

Dad? We're pals, right? And we'll always be together, right?

(Sing a part of "I Just Can't Wait to be King")

So, where are we going? It better not be any place dumb.

Well, he's the future king.

(Sing a part of "I Just Can't Wait to be King")

Ha! You'll lose more than that when the king gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.

Not yet, I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed.

(Sing a part of "I Just Can't Wait to be King")

Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams. Without scream, we have no power! Yes, it's dangerous work, and that's why I need you to be at your best. I need scarers who are confident, tenacious, tough, intimidating. I need scarers like... like... James P. Sullivan!

We're M.I., Monsters Incorporated. We scare because we care.

I'll kidnap a THOUSAND children before I let this company die! And I'll silence ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!

ou know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze... and an insane amount of luck... you too can look like me... Ka-chow!

Oh, right! That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you! Or should I say, "No, thank you"? Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means, "Thank you"! Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!

Come on. I'm a race car, you're... a much older race car, but under the hood you and I are the same.

I know. My father thinks it’s the right path for me. But lately I’ve been having this dream and I think it’s—

What you mean is, not like you.

(Sing a part of "Colors of the Wind")

It’s perfect, Governor. The water’s deep enough, we can pull right up to shore. Hey there, Percy.

This place is incredible! And to think, we came all this way just to dig it up for gold.

Pocahontas, the tree is talking to me.

You wanna talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living.

Of course I don't wanna help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone ever again. [Sven voice] But she'll die on her own! [regular voice] I can live with that. Sometimes I really don't like you.

(Sing a part of "Lost in the Woods")

Well, now. It won't take much longer. Just a little more paint, and he's all finished. I think he'll be alright, don't you, Figaro?

Oh, Figaro, look! Look! A wishing star! Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight... I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I make tonight. Figaro, you know what I wish? I wish that my little Pinocchio might be a real boy. Wouldn't that be nice? Just think! A real boy!

A real boy! It’s my wish, it’s come true! Figaro, look! He’s alive, he can talk! Say hello to Figaro.

First day of school! First day of school! Wake up! Wake up! C'mon, first day of school!

In an anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone.

Dad, there’s no time! It’s the only way we can save Dory! I can do this!

A boat? Hey, I’ve seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. [beat] Hi. I’m Dory.

Look, here’s something! "Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means. It’s funny, it’s spelled just like the word "escape."

Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? [singing] Just keep swimming. What do we do? We swim.

Me too. But, Peter, how do we get to Never Land?

I'll think of a mermaid lagoon... (dreamy sigh) underneath a magic moon.

Mm-hmm. I knew Peter Pan would save us, and he did. And we all called him a codfish! Uh, Captain Hook, I mean. And then we sailed away on a ship in the sky.

(as Captain Hook) Blast you, Peter Pan!

Never! I'll teach you to cut off me hand!

Look! We're rising off the floor.

Aren't you our mother, Wendy?

He flewed!

You didn't even let me say good bye. I'll never see him again. I didn't get to say good-bye.

I can't believe it. I've never seen so many books in all my life!

(include a sample cover of "Something There")

How would you like a nice spot of tea, sir? It’ll warm you up in no time.

But if the master doesn’t learn to control that temper, he’ll never break the--

(Sing a part of "Beauty and the Beast")

Well now, what shall we dress you in for dinner? Let’s see what I’ve got in my drawers. Oh! How embarrassing. Here we are. Ah! There, you’ll look ravishing in this one!

OK, this is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner! Loser. OK, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out. [Snaps Fingers] Butler. Chef. Theme song guy.

All righty. Trot out the ladies. Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes, yikes, yikes, and let me guess. You have a great personality. Is this really the best you could do?

I'm trying to figure that out, Okay? [Laughing Hysterically] [Whimpering Frantically] Ohh-ho! I can't remember. I can't remember anything. Wait a minute. I remember you. I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me. Ohh! And you turned me into a llama!

He can't get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he... A little to the left. ...have any idea of who he's dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him.

To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Kronk. [Kronk Pulls The Letter] WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR..............

What?! A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!

Listen here, Mister. This "stick-in-the-mud" has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been suckin' on a silver spoon, chasing chambermaids 'round your ivory tower!

You don’t look that much different. But how’d you get way up there?

(Sing a part of "Almost There")

All I know, is one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting-a-rug, and the next thing I know, …I am tripping over these. Wait, wait, wait… Wait! I know this story! Di Frogie Prutto!

Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look Tiana in the eye and say, "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because... because I love you."?

(Sing a part of "When We're Human")

Ah, Mr. Clayton, I'm sorry. Excuse me, uh-but my father and I came on this expedition to study gorillas. I believe your shooting might be frightening them away!

On the contrary, Daddy's theory is that these are social creatures... Mr. Clayton, please! What if it's a gorilla?

Oh, thank you. I can't do a fact with it in this humidity though. It's... (Realizes what he said) You...you do speak! And all this time I thought you were just a big, wild, silent-person fact. Why didn't you warn me? I must say I'm rather curious as to who you are, I'd love...

Cruel?!? Oh, no. He saved my life. He took me in when no one else would. I am a monster, you know.

No, you listen! All my life you have told me the world is a dark, cruel place. But now, I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!

(Sing a part of "Out There")

Quasimodo, can't you understand? When your heartless mother abandoned you as a child, anyone else would have drowned you. And this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son?

Now I'm going to do what I should have done TWENTY YEARS AGO!!!!

(Sing a part of "Hellfire")

Why, then today is my unbirthday too!

And as for you, your majesty! Your majesty indeed! Why, you’re not a queen, but just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty- tyrant…

(Sing a part of "In a World of My Own")

…for if he does, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand… Alice!

My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures.

Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sake. Alice, I… Oh, well. Come along, it’s time for tea.

We do this job, you can buy your own castle.

We heard you found something. Something much more valuable than a crown. We want her, instead.

Fair trade. A crown, for the girl with the magic hair. How much do you think someone will pay to stay young and healthy forever?

"Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweatlodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?"

My dad gave it to me. It shows exactly where we are on the planet. With this baby, we'll never be lost!

Can we keep him? Please please please? (pause) But it's a talking dog!

My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you.

Hey, that is the bird! I have never seen one up close but this is the bird. May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?

Stop, you puppies! You may play with my toys for dogs, but please do not chew them!

Wazowski, you didn't file your paperwork last night.

I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching.

Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan. Of course, without your help, I never would have known that this went all the way up to Waternoose.

I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse...and for every moment after.

As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere-- As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course. But no one was getting anywhere with her. But you- You were so desperate for love you were willing to marry me, just like that.

(include a sample cover of "Love is an Open Door")

Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious trade partner. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches. (catching himself) ...Did I just say that out loud?

Weselton. The Duke of Weselton. (to Elsa) Your Majesty, as your closest partner in trade, it seems only fitting that I offer you your first dance as queen.

...Sorcery. I knew there was something dubious going on here.

All right! I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I wanna his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots! No, check that. I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him, and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm-- Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed.

You don't have three-wheel brakes, so you got to pitch it hard, break it loose and then just drive it with the throttle. Give it too much, you'll be outta the dirt and into the tulips.

When is the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time. And I will take it all back. Uh-huh? I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want 'em depending on someone they can't count on.

Mickey? Hello? I'm so excited about tonight. Aren't you?

(furious) Hmm, maybe. Oh, Mickey Mouse! You forgot, didn't you!?

My one true love. I’ll find him someday. He’s out there. I just know it.

A girl - rescued me. . . . She was - singing . . . she had the most - beautiful voice.

You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Heh - maybe I could guess. Is it, err, Mildred? [Ariel has a disgusted look on her face] O.K., no. How 'bout - Diana? Rachel?

Grim, I lost her once. I'm not gonna lose her again.

Are you sure you wanna go to school this year? Because there is no problem if you don't. You can wait five or ― six years.

They just gotta grow up... The drop-off?! They’re going to the drop-off?! What are you, insane? Why don’t we fry them up now and serve them with chips?

Of course he wants us to go there! That’s eating us! How do I taste, Moby? Huh? Do I taste good? You tell him I’m not interested in being lunch!

Maybe you were, but now... Now you're just the guy who stole the heart of Te Fiti. The guy who cursed the world. You're no one's hero.

Maybe the gods found you for a reason. Maybe the ocean brought you to them because it saw someone who was worthy of being saved. But the gods aren't the ones who made you Maui. You are.

(Sing a part of "I Am Moana")

But one day, someone will journey beyond our reef, find Maui, deliver him across the great ocean to restore the heart of Te Fiti. I was there that day. The ocean chose you.

There is nowhere you could go that I won't be with you. Go.

(Sing a part of "Song of the Ancestors")

But watching the Festival of Fools has always been the highlight of the year for Quasimodo.

Well, when he says you're forbidden from ever leaving the bell tower, does he mean "ever ever?"

(Sing a part of "A Guy Like You")

Oh, man! I thought he'd never leave! I'll be spittin' feathers for a week!

Yeah, you're human, with the flesh, and the hair, and the navel lint. We're just part of the architecture, right Victor?

(Sing a part of "A Guy Like You")

Impossible. If 20 years of listening to you two hasn't made him sick by now, nothing will.

What good is watchin' the party if you never get to go? Here, get away from me! Go on, you bunch of buzzards! He's not made of stone, like us. Quasi, what's wrong? You wanna tell ol' Laverne all about it?

(Sing a part of "A Guy Like You")

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU!! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU! IT'S YOU! IT'S REALLY YOU!!!

Big deal. Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with an one-armed cowboy doll.

Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid. And to him you're his buddy, his best friend. And when Andy plays with you, it's, like. Even though you're not moving. You feel like you're alive. Because, that's how he sees you.

Oh! We've waited countless years for this day. It's good to see you. Woody.

Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed ya once, he can fix ya again. NOW GET IN THE BOX!

IDIOTS! CHILDREN DESTROY TOYS!! YOU'LL ALL BE RUINED! FORGOTTEN! SPENDING ETERNITY ROTTING IN SOME LANDFILL!

Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!

Nice going there, Hamm. So, how about letting a toy with fingers drive?

Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES!

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy.

Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm. A little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl... (laughs with delight) A HAT!!! I found him! I found him! I found him!

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be right there. And we're gonna do this commercial in one take. Do you hear me? Because I am in the middle of something really important. (sighs, then snickers) Oh... You, my little cowboy friend. Are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks!

I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work. On a Saturday. All the way to work!

Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and boring... and fully.... fully wonderful.

Oh, it's a beautiful dress! Did you ever see such a beautiful dress? And look, glass slippers. Why, it's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.

(Sing a part of "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes")

Ha ha! His moustache tickles, momma!

Belle, why’d you go away? Don’t you like us anymore?

Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?

Okay. Okay, how about this: [in a deep voice] Excuse me, where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one, too. They're very manly, and tough.

Maybe I didn't go for my father. Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right. So that when I looked in the mirror, I'd see someone worthwhile. But I was wrong. I see nothing.

(Sing a part of "Reflection")

Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. Tomorrow, the real work begins.

Honorable Fa Zhou, I-- Mulan! Uhhhh ... you forgot your helmet. Well, actually it's your helmet, isn't it, I mean ...

(Sing a part of "I'll Make a Man Out of You")

I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on.

And I am Yao, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it.

(Sing a part of "A Girl Worth Fighting For")

Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Why, hello, Ping, Are ya hungry?

Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.

(Sing a part of "A Girl Worth Fighting For")

Oh, Yao! You've made a friend!

Yao, relax and chant with me.

(Sing a part of "A Girl Worth Fighting For")

I live! So, tell me, what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word, and I'm there.

Uh, yes, I just woke up! Um, I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Mulan! Did- did I mention that I am the Great Stone Dragon?

You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!

It didn't hurt really. But Darling has never struck me before.

I should've been home hours ago.

Oh! Don't even mention that horrible place. I was so embarrassed and, and frightened.

Okay, okay, okay! But remember this, pigeon. A human heart... has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in... the dog moves out.

Ah, come on, Pige. Open up your eyes. To what a dog's life can really be. Show ya what I mean. Look down there. Tell me what you see.

Oh, now, now, now. Who could ever harm a cute little trick like you?

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to STAY SAVED, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?!

All right, listen closely. I’d like to help you, but I can’t. I’d like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor, but I can’t. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn’t expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I’d like to help, but there’s nothing I can do.

I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN!!!!! I can't. Not again. I’m not.......strong enough.

Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklace of Route 66, the mother road! It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.

Nothing I just thought I'd say thank you for doing a great job. So I thought I'd let you stay with me. I mean, not with me! But there. Not with me there, but there in your own Cozy Cone. And I'd be in my cone, and it's...

Mm... I trust him. Come on, let's take a drive.

I have to go here. If I don't go to this nerd school, I'm gonna lose my mind. How do I get in?

No. I thought they were all destroyed. Look, I know it sounds crazy, but Baymax was there, too. Tell him.

No. People keep saying he's not really gone. As long as we remember him. It still hurts.

Programed him with over 10,000 medical procedures. This chip is what makes Baymax, Baymax.

Callaghan's in there. Someone has to help.

I am. I really am. Oh, man. Wait till my brother sees you. You're gonna help so many people, buddy. So many. That's all for now. I am satisfied with my care.

I can move! I can talk! I can walk!

I didn’t. They chopped me into firewood! Oh, oh! Look! My nose! What’s happened?

(Sing a part of "I've Got No Strings")