Greenbean

Hi please date me ik big mouth quotes by heart.

1. "You really want to get your tongue underneath hers, too. Yeah, you want to get in there like a Claritin to just dissolve."

2. "Hey man, I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning."

3. "It's not for me, but people will like it. It's Starbucks. It's what America wants."

4. "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'"

5. "The mons pubis? Oh, it's the welcome mat at the pleasure palace."

6. "They're saying I'm a serial killer, but I'm just a chronic masturbater."

7. "I live balls out and I give zero fucks."

8. "Love dies, let's bury the body together."

9. "All I wanted was a blow job at a high school party, is that such a crime?"

10. "Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your t-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!"

11. "Why do you smell so good?" "Because I don't use deodorant and I only take bhubble bayths"

12. "I'm what's known in the medical community as a man baby."

13. "The problem with your sink is that I have no idea how to fix it."

14. "I'm going to do sex on a lady, and a lady is going to do sex on me."

15. "Let's rub fronts"

16. "Eleanor Roosevelt once said, quote, 'Do one thing every day that scares you,' closed quote, and I think this red bra scares both of us."

17. “Show her you like her. Kick her in the shins."