*calling out, talking to children* Hey, you guys! Do you kids have any idea how much ramen's costing a guy these days? I'm absolutely starving right now, and I would like nothing more than to have some delicious ramen in my belly. Unfortunately, I don't have any money. What I do have is a fun little puppet show that you can pay me for before you go home. Okay, kiddies?
*nervous, happy* What do you think? And didn't I tell ya? Isn't that great? Worth a couple of bucks?
