*a matter-of-factly* You know, the girl witch. The dimension witch... The far east witch... She has a lot of names.
*proud, playfully loving* Just to let you know, She's my wife and the woman I love. I call her my honey! Just make sure you've burned that into your hearts.
*happy, yandere-ish* By which I mean that if you lay a finger on her, you'll die horribly.