So you think you're better than me because you're in a hurry. Well, I'm in a hurry too! But, no, you did not think of that, did you? That I might be an equal. No! You just consider yourself superior, right off. You're rude.
(Yelling) Listen, you boony blathering numpty. The only way for you to get across this bridge is to beat me in combat! Now, are you a man, or a worthless blate Iike I know you are? *pause* I'm calling you a coward!
(stern) You've done it now. I'm gonna turn your head into a floor shifter.
