Teacher: We have a new student with us; Haruhi just moved here from the commoner side of town.
Renge/Student: He has two tropical resorts, and a private beach
I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. It was so chivalrous of you to risk your life to protect me. I could feel the love when you lectured me in judging people. When you said it was fun to get to know people little by little, you were talking about me! Come on, Haruhi! Let's go to my house and play some games together. I think it's time you get to know be better.
(Q: What do you have against Tamaki?) (slightly perturbed) I thought I made myself clear, Host Club Princes should never give away their love like samples at a commor's market, he should be more like Kyoya: Being kind and cordial with the guests, but save his love for one special girl. In Kyoya's case it should, of course, be me!
(Improvise an answer to the following question: Do you ship any of the members of the host club, and why?)
*angry, hysterical scream*
And Honey senpai can greedily stuffed his face once more. (narrative)
