This was once the land where the power of the gods was said to slumber. This
was once the kingdom of Hyrule.
These dark times are the result of our deeds, yet it is you who have reaped the
penalty.
I'll try to slow Ganondorf with my light arrows!
You target him and keep him within range of my arrows!
What a wonderful sight.
What is this?
It's the right thing to do... and you know it.
Link! Fetch me my slippers!
Hold it RIGHT there! You're not going anywhere without me! Every single time you have an adventure, I'm either left behind or a prisoner of Ganon! I'm even worse off than Princess Toadstool: at least SHE got some playtime in Super Mario Bros 2!
Oh, this'll be so much fun! Let me go pack my bags. I'll be right back. (Immediately gets kidnapped by Ganon afterwards) AAAAAAAAAAH!!!