Whoa! And by the way, sweet cheeks... I'm real, too.
Yeah, I had a dream. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, That's Phil's boy. That's right. Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.
Ya. Who do you think taught Jason how to sail? Cleopatra?