Introduce yourself as Enoshima (as the mastermind or not), or if the song you're singing has spoken parts that works as well. Also include her signature upupupu! laugh.
Are you talking about my magazine cover shots? Isn't it natural? They were modified by the editors, of course! Photoshopped, y'know? You've never heard of image editing? Hey, don't be so surprised - everyone is doing it.
H...hey, wait just a minute! Whats up with this... 'School trial' thing?! I dont wanna take part in anything like that...! Why do I have to try to figure out who the culprit is? That's so messed up!
Yoohoo! Sorry it took me a little while to put on my makeup today! My name's Junko Enoshima! Nice to meet you!
Huh? Are you talking about my magazine shots?? Never heard of Photoshopping?
I had reasons deeper than the deepest ocean!! ....That was a lie! I had no such reasons!!
H-how despair inducing!!
Are you talking about my magazine cover shots? Isn't it natural? They were modified by the editors, of course! Photoshopped, y'know? You've never heard of image editing? Hey, don't be so surprised - everyone is doing it. It's not like they had to do heavy modification in my case... These days, editing the photos in a magazine is just the way things are done! They're always making her eyes so big and her skin so ceramic, after all!
H...hey, wait just a minute!! What youre saying... its all so demented!! Whats up with this... school trial thing?! I dont wanna take part in anything like that...! Isn't it obvious...! Why do I have to try to figure out who the culprit is? Isnt that all messed up?
