But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!
Oh, gee, Miss, I'm I'm really sorry.
Excuse me. It uh *ahem* seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
You should have been there, father! I mangled the minotaur, grappled with the Gorgon, Just like Phil told me, I analyzed the situation, controlled my strength and kicked! The crowds went wild! Thank you, thank you.
I'm Hercules, and uh, I happen to be.... a hero. (introducing himself)
All I know is.. You're the most amazing person with... weak ankles I've ever met.
Meg, when I'm with you I-I don't feel so... alone. (confiding in her)
Meg.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (shouting out to her after she gets crushed)
Oh Meg... Why, why did you-- you didn't have to (as he is holding her in his arms/concerned she is hurt)
