I am Heathcliff Leader of the knights of the blood oath!
So you finally found out Kirito.
You know.... I think we should go eat Korean Barbeque... Their lamb is tasty.... To be honest, I think it's more tasty than chicken...
So tell me narrator, why did I get pulled into this again? I could've dressed up as a sexy knight but NOOOOOOOOO we had to prepare for this instead.
Damnit... I missed 37 minutes of the Bachlorette for this? I don't even get paid! Tell my secretary to record the episode and get me a double skim, 2 shots blueberry frappechino with extra pink sprinkles... cause that's manly. Wait... GET ME THE PUMPKIN SPICE MOCHA TOO.
