Is the news too droll for you, Master Steven? I could always change it to one of those Christmas specials that they have playing. I believe Frosty the Snowman should be on around this time, sir.
Christmas means different things to different people. Honestly sir, I was more worried that you were going to ask me why the store clerks wish you a happy holiday instead of a merry Christmas.
My word, is that your Avengers priority alert going off on Christmas eve?