Bleach Abridged Series
hybridn0va for RENJI ABARAI
Renji used to be proud. He was one of the only people in the soul society that had an unnatural hair color. He was even nicknamed carrot-top and strawberry head. In fact, it was part of the reason he was chosen as Lieutenant. But then Ichigo came along, and stole his girl, his nicknames, his hair prestige, his honor, and even broke his awesome visor looking thing that made him so popular with the ladies. After that, he vowed to defeat Ichigo and reclaim his everything he had lost, and force him to change his hair color forever.
"Ichigo!! Do you know what you've made me! I used to be the cool guy in the soul society!! My hair shined forth as a testament to my utter uniqueness and skill!"
"Because of you I've become a laughing stock!! (mocking voice -->) "Hey Renji, it looks like your hair soaked up too much of your own blood." "Hey Renji, how can I rely on your hairstyle's majestic beauty if it lost to carrot-top's weak soul reaper powers." DAMN ALL OF THEM!! I AM THE TRUE STRAWBERRY HEAD, THE TRUE CARROT TOP, AND THE GUY WHO'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"
"Ichigo... You took everything from me... my nicknames, my hair prestige, my girl, and now, my honor, and my dignity. Ichigo... Please save her... and... *cough* change your hair color..."
