Welcome, everyone! To our little game! All of you have been chosen out of hundreds of survivors because of your survival skills. Each one you was given a backpack. In them, you will find one weapon and one crystal. You must protect your crystal at all costs. The reason for that being:

To get off this island, you must collect 5 crystals. You can pair up in groups, but make sure your group isn’t too big! Or else some of you will have to stay. Any questions?

<Devilish & Happy> So, how was it?

I’m a generous man, but right now it’s pretty much impossible.