So in this guy, this idiot shoot his gun directly in my balls. No, No, Here's the thing, I find out anything about him, I hit him and his balls. Pretty amazing right? So yeah, I never visit his future. Oh wait, Did he die? Yeah I think he die actually. But so true. 

Brandon, how's it going? Dude, I have some thrilling news. I think I made a speech about wildlife. You don't believe me? Read this man. No, I'm not. It is. I didn't find it, I wrote that. I know it sounds odd but yes think of the headlines man's best friend pro-vices me about wild-life. Yeah Brandon, it's perfectly safe. 

Hello? Anybody in here? Hello? Hello? What was that? Frog! Froggy, you can talk. Ahh! A pig! I'm Sean. Oh please tell me, This is real. I just had a nervous breakdown, and I can't have a new friends at all.  *screaming* Hey get me outta here! Somebody, let me out of here! Let me out!

Oh man. Oh all right I guess. They think he was disappear, they think it might have been a pit-bull but they don't know how it got into the hallway. What are you doing? Guys, like or not, we're all in this! It's obvious we don't like each other, but if we're going to survive....we have to stick together.

Yes I did. Oh uh I don't know about half an hour ago. Yes, Yes it is? I saw the animals and I talk to them. Right. Why do you ask that? But but all the animals are locked up and they're too small how could I Kevin?

So uh.....*screaming* Let go of me! All right, whatever you are! What is it? What are you staring at? And you sound like...... Wait, Kevin? Oh Kevin! Whatever have you done to yourself! Don't worry, let's go out. See? On time, just like I....right.

Kevin, I've been thinking and i'm willing to accept your apology. Sure, I mean, It's only right. Okay, I don't mean to let you down. I'm just out trying to have some fun. It is. Thanks. So, are we okay? Great, see, cause I wanted to ask you something, our friends are all going to your house tonight, and not that it matters either way to me, but evidently, I'm needed. I'm a sort of an integral part of a musical number.

Yeah, I tired to tell them no, you know? But they were just so... I told them I'm not gonna wanna cover my shift. I mean it's my shift, not yours. You know? What did you think? Oh okay, So I learn.

Hello guys. It's me my mans! That's what I thought! I'm on it. Hi. No, keep it. Yes we're just having a big party, we're just celebrating after our high school days. No, you can't. All right bye now.

Cooper, what the hell are you doing? Where is he? Never! Kevin! I tried to stop them! Cooper! No! Don't! It's too fair! Please! come on! Of course I came back. I'll never leave you again. We're together now. It's gonna be fine. No, Kevin! Please, no! Come back! Kevin!

Come back Kevin. Please don't leave me. I love you. I'm so thrilled you agreed to go through with this. I declare this store officially open. Oh it's simply marvelous. Did you want surprise? Okay, here goes.