(Awkward/Friendly) Apologies for appearing so suddenly, but I may or may not have crash landed in your front yard... Sssssoooooooo....

(Excited/giddy) Curious... Very very very curious indeed! I can't believe magic of this level is on this planet! I'm fascinated! 

(sassy/annoyed) Honestly I couldn't care what a small minded human like you would think. I have more intelligence in one strand of hair than you do in your whole bloodline...