Ho ho ho! The heroes are already running away and they didn't even know I was here. My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month! I'm...! The bad guy. You CLOWNS want to seal our DARK FOUNTAIN, huh!? And-  STILL picturing you guys as CLOWNS- Save the world from ETERNAL DARKNESS, huh!? Don't try to deny it! We both know you'll go EAST! It's your only way home! But, I, LANCER, won't let you go there! And I've got a flawless two step plan to ensure it. Step one. I thrash you. Step two. You lose!

Ha ha ha...So you've begun to cross the GREAT BOARD...The halfway point to our castle. Hmm...impressive. So, it's a shame...You won't make it a step further! 'Cause my GUYS are about to smash you into blood! Lots of blood! Splooshing blood! Very gross and bad!.....Hey, Purple Girl! Was that scarier?