Do you have any pets? I'm the resident veterinarian here, so if they've ever got a problem or just need friends to play with, you can bring them here!

Sorry about the furniture, dogs, shedding season. *sighs* I swear I just vacuumed yesterday. If you will, the kitchen is cleaner, I can make tea.

Me? A suspect? May I ask what lead you to that conclusion? We stopped seeing each other over a year ago!