Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams (Bruce Campbell) Impersonator -Paid-
JonayaRiley for Ash J. Williams
Ashe Williams is a surly, sarcastic, womanizing, drunk, evil fighting redneck. See video for a idea and feel free to google the crap out of evil dead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU&ab_channel=Movieclips
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
-This is for narration for the teaser, feel free to take creative liberty-
They froze us, locked us in that damn vault. I'm not sure how many years passed, 10, 20, 100, doesn't matter. Humanity's gone to shit. Mutants, ghouls, whatever that thing is over there.. Time to see if there's any civilazation left in this hellhole, time to get laid, time to get wasted, time to arm up.. Maybe not in that order. Groovy.
This, this is nearly perfect. Pitched down, or if you could lower your voice a bit more it'd be RIDICULOUSLY close to it.