"We have been waiting! Waiting so very long for peasants like you to appear! If you swear your fealty to us, we will reward you with half of the entire world! We've even drawn up the deed already! We will grant you honor, status, and some of our home cooking! Have you made your choice? Will you serve under us?"

"Like I said, I get bored easy as hell! I even get fuckin' bored with myself!"

"Maybe it's new to your dumb ass, but it bores me to tears! Answering tthe same questions, over and over! Just make up whatever answer you want, I don't give a shit! The truth's fuckin' lame, anyway."