(News Reporting - Exposition/Serious) We might even have to cancel this weekend's Splatfest, Marie!... I'm sure those mysterious agents are working on it! But I wonder if the case is too big, even for them!

(Upbeat - Sign off) Until next time... Staaaay fresh!

(Upbeat/Exposition) We had to interrupt our own investigations because cap'n Cuttlefish sent us to check on you. Apparently someone turned their mic off. Hehe.