About the other day, I apologize for my behavior.I was rude to you and I... I promise it won't happen again.

 Here's my plan.Our party was walking alone when... we were attacked by this gang of criminal players who appeared out of nowhere.You both fought hard, but you were killed in battle.It was just me against all of them.And somehow, I courageously and single-handedly fought them all off!

 A-Asuna... I-I can explain everything.We were just training, and all of the sudden, there was this...Damn you!I give up. I surrender. Please don't kill me!I'll leave the guild. You'll never see me again, I promise! Please!I don't wanna die!The oldest trick in the book! And you fell for it, bitch!