Meat Surprise is a giant, ageless, slug-man made out of meat, speaking with a thick Bostonian accent that compliments his care-free lifestyle. Speaking with a crackly, radio-like voice that is often accompanied by a sardonic, or even downright sinister tone. Usually making quips and sarcastic comments at the expense of the people he's talking to. But beneath all of that, he has an air of knowing much more than he lets on, withholding information for his own amusement.

For the first line: After jumping out to intentionally startle the protagonist, BP. Meat Surprise casually reassures him that he's not interested in harming the giant, and instead begins to speak about his prior encounter with a large, destructive, one-eyed monster. Speaking with an observing tone, curious about BP's reaction to his taunts.

For the second line: Meat Surprise stops BP from walking away, slithering up in front of him in a flash, preventing him from going off on his own, while also casually jabbing him for losing his arm, and the previous fight. He speaks bluntly, and without any form of concern.

For the third line: Meat Surprise has just told everything he cares to about the main character's cycloptic assailant, and is directing him toward a gathering of individuals much like him, in order to sort out the mess that he's created. While also mentioning his own plans to speak with the destructive monster. With a tone of morbid curiosity, rather than bravery or fear.