Ganondorf and Guard captian required for Zelda Parody Finale
Fast Man9090 for Sgt Steve
One of Zelda's top Generals in her Army (well what's left of it)
Sgt Steve is proud of his position in his job but has a very pompous way of thinking to the point of him being a bit of a kiss ass even though he tends to slack off from time to time.
secretly he finds the orders of Zelda to be too suicidal and instead neglects his duties and runs off to the strip club with the remains of his men apart from one soldier the whole army like to put every grueling job on.
All of his script is in the audition good luck and i look forward to hearing for you
Voicewise I'd love a tim curry imitation. (Nigel Thornberry)
Rules
No phone mics
Read each line clearly If something doesn't sound right pm me and I'll sort it out as soon as I can.
Imagine your self as this role and think how would i bring this part to life?
Be able to take critiques.
Now THIS is proper treatment, no suicide orders of that spoilt Princess. And the good thing is we found somebody just right for taking any shit that zelda throws at him.
Sgt Steve: I bet by the time me and my squad return that stuck up bastard will probably have killed himself.
Sgt Steve: Hey guys, want to know private skittles first name ? Prepare yourselves as you will laugh yourselves stupid?Sgt Steve: Private Glory-hole Skittles!
Sgt Steve: Well.. I don't like you so Fuck off!
Sgt Steve: Well let's hear it soldier?, But please hurry, I'm getting a lapdance in a few minutes.
Sgt Steve: Wait you said you was giving me bad news.
Sgt Steve: This is the best news i've heard in years, Hey the rounds are on me Glory hole finally killed himself ! We can end this on a good note!
Sgt Steve: Barkeep put on that special song for this wonderful occasion