Theft was not only accepted, but encouraged. We know this because many prolific thieves were allowed beyond the gates of Cooperstown.

Another prophecy speaks of the great zero, when the boxscore of our enemies will read: no hits, no runs, and no errors. A blessed day to be sure.

On the diamond, taking walks was also an essential part of life. While some see the journey to first base as a trial, many were given a free pass.