( Say this Line in a arrogant tone ) I a Noble am down on bended knee. I'm sure your undergarments are moist with more than perspiration.

Humph! It seems my advances were rejected. No matter....I doubt she was even worthy of cleaning my soiled pantaloons.

( Say this line in a irritated tone) Right now i'm emotionally constipated. So unless Ex-laxs are flowing from your lips i would rather we keep our conversions to a minimum.