As if someone that has to sit down to pee knows anything about catching fish! hahaha Just sit there and do what you do best,absolutely nothing.

Hey sexy mama! You know the difference between me and my couch hehe ( say the next part sadly) uh....yeah actually it does...heh....sorry for wasteing your time.

(Say this line in a angry way) Dude my mouth was open! I can practicality taste the ass!